Today I woke up... thank f"ck! I had another one of my burt Reynolds nightmares... please log in to view this image I always just wake up before the nightmare gets worse and turns into smokey and the bum bandit....
You need to either ................... 1 - Get laid. 2 - Get a date and get laid. 3 - Find a service worker ........... and get laid.
I had this idea of posting about waking up with a massive hangover, and being at a loss and scared about this big fat hairy woman in my bed. Anyway I literally typed into Google "big fat hairy woman" and clicked on images. I p1ssed myself laughing as in amongst the selection of fat woman pics there he was. It was destiny, Burt was calling out to me So being the sick and twisted idiot I am the wake up post instantly changed into the bum bandit one, much better comedy value than fat hairy lady post plan a. It just kind of happend all by itself, I'm actually quite proud of my work with this effort. Sorry wrong word effort, no effort ever goes into my posts, the guff just comes naturally as I'm full of sh!t
I'm getting my ten min a week of laid when she is not doing headaches. And it's not premature ejaculation, no I'm just gifted with lightning fast reactions Even when your getting the good stuff on a healfy regular basis you can never have enough nookie. If most blokes had the option of as much sex with as many diffrnt woman as poss then I would be f#cking my way around the world. You know taking in all the different cultures and climates. I would probably give most of the middle east region a miss mind.
Anyway Aussie, watch out as the Barnsley forum very dodgy Burt mascot is waiting for you move... EDIT: supposed to be me, not my... See the thought of Aussie has made Burt all ditzy and cant get the right words out...
Anyway, don't knock Burt, I thought he was great in StarWars please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image please log in to view this image That's not what the Barnsley forum hairy lady just told me as she says....
[QUOTE="Greg (UTR's) That's not what the Barnsley forum hairy lady just told me as she says.... View attachment 57786 [/QUOTE] Blimey, that's one hairy lady !! She hasn't phoned, she hasn't written, I reckon she was just using me.....
