Off Topic Let's create a story, four words at a time.

although Keith Vaz liked

 

To take it up....

 

With a number of

 

like minded individuals who...

 

Were free and easy

 

with someone else's money

 

claimed on expenses by

 

every Tom, Dick, and...

 

Keith, who has resigned

 

To the fact that

 

he's a lying toad

 

But he will still

 

own his property empire

 

Keith loved playing Monopoly

 

for real with money

 

And some close friends

 

from the sleazy party

 

That sell Tupperware items

 

To keep their fresh

 

pairs of underpants dry