Is it all this waiting. Kemps? Think on ... A man calls his mother in Israel: "Mom, how are you?" "Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak." The son says, "Why are you so weak?" She says, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." The son says, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?" The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."
They obviously thought it was worthy of newspaper space. Why didn't they do some investigative journalism and interview some of the 40 odd people in football who are supposed to have applied for the managers job instead of seeking out idiots taking the piss ?