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Had a Fall

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  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    just finished blowing out stinking slop
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I assume you've seen a doctor. No pain meds- or they just not working? (Send the unit to go get some opium out of the vending machine in the cheese. )


    I did my back in once... Brushing my teeth and suddenly back froze up. Getting to bed to lay down was excruciating. Movement , as painful as it was, slowly made me better
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Did mine few weeks ago bending down to pick up a bag. Painful as hell although wasn't the worse as j could still walk... Until the next day where I'd been laying in bed all night it had stiffened up and could not move
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Rhc tried to go down the stairs
    Rhc's back now needs repairs
    all the cheese's alkies and all the cheese's crims
    couldn't give a **** about putting him together again
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    ****ing genius you.
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Just spoken to the quack over phone and he's prescribed me some tramadol. That should help.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It happened at 5.30 am again. Sober as a judge.
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    How did you manage it then mate? Did you have a blackout or something?
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    You clearly need to drink more.
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    This is a serious contender for post of the year.
     
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  13. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    well he needs something to wash the tramadol down with <whistle>

    on a slightly more serious note laying off the booze for a while might be a good idea whilst dodgy on feet and on opiates
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    once maybe the unit stops buying the booze you might sober up... and realise the cheese and all that has lead to to this and you might become a monk or something... who knows.
     
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    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    Short term, buy a bed settee. Long term, a bungalow. In all seriousness and compassion - mobility doesn't get better with age.
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    gotta break through to the other side
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    bloke I know in his 40s at the courts where i play tennis has got gout, he drinks every day, pints and pints, not in bad shape for it actually but it's getting at him obviously with this. I see him down there yesterday watching, he can't play because he can barely walk through the gout, what's he doing ... necking pints of course, as well as asking people 'Do you think alcohol might be what's causing it ?' Bloody hell <laugh>

    In short, learn the lesson. Stop drinking if it's badly affecting your health and lifestyle, at least temporarily with a view to toning it down for good
     
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  18. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    trouble is they are in short supply as they tend not to be built by big house builders anymore but only as one offs or small scale developments by local companies.Strange as with an aging population plus more people with serious mobility restrictions living at home we actually need more not less on one level properties
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    No money in is it there. Build high cheaper <ok>
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Maybe Saint can get rhc a room at his place

    Where is the old dear anyways, haven't seen him for time ?!

    @saintKlopp
     
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