KPR has an arrar of assorted vermin & other small mammals ...... once he's dispensed with their services he eats them
Prawns are one of the biggest sellers at Old Twatford,they outsell pie and chips 5:1 due to the number of chinese tourists at Old Trafford. Jellied eels are also a big seller due to the number of cockernees at Old Twatford. However the ''fans'' have to go to away games to witness at atmosphere, the only times they go to a ground that has a similar atmopshere to their own is when they visit the Emirates and Stamford Bridge. Even No Hope Lane has an atmosphere albeit it a poor one.
read your meds bottle again KPR the dosage clearly says 2 tablets 3 times a day .... not 3 tablets every 2 ninutes you freak
Kpr surely you can come up with something at least mildly amusing.. Or just down right sick.. But you insist on spouting incessant drivel.. Now get back to fisting your pet hamster whilst using your mums denchers to beat yourself off with and remember to shout in rafa we trust just as you spout your load over the hamster ..
The only atmosphere at anfailed is the constant buzzing of a mass of the latest batch of FM radios nicked from the local Currys. These dirty goods are tuned into whatever channel is broadcasting the United game at the time. This happens even in mid-season. The only other noises coming from the crowd are tears/sighs when United score/win again.
Radio's interesting topic. Did you hear about the Man United fan that bought an A.M. radio? It took him two years to discover he could listen to it in the afternoon. Did you hear about the Man United fan that attempted to blow up her husbands car? She burnt her mouth on the tail-pipe.
Best thing is, IF Queen Jenny fails to get a top 4 finish, Jenny is out of a job. So looks like you will need a new manager next year.
