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  1. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    I'm sat by the pool drinking rum and. Coke in Malgrat.
    Though I'd drop you a line and call you all ****s!
     
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    PattyNchips2, Sep 1, 2016
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  2. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Translation.

    "Mummy's got the paddling pool out & sat me by my grass. She's made me a smoothie & put an umbrella in it.

    I'm calling you the rudey words the kids at school will be calling me next week."

    Enjoy the last week of your holidays Pattie.
     
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    Sir Cheshire Ben, Sep 1, 2016
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  3. SuitedandBooted

    SuitedandBooted Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, course you are. Few blatant errors in your post:
    1. You're not old enough to drink.
    2. You're at home trying on your school uniform
    3. You've only ever been to Brid on the 'Yellow bus' with your class mates
     
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    SuitedandBooted, Sep 1, 2016
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  4. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Have a great holiday, see you when you're back!
     
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    Happy Tiger, Sep 1, 2016
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  5. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    Class !!! <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger, Sep 1, 2016
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  6. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    <laugh>

    Have fun in your paddling pool, Patty. Don't drown! Please do
     
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    Quill, Sep 1, 2016
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  7. Brucebones

    Brucebones Well-Known Member

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    Don't discourage the poor lad!
     
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    Brucebones, Sep 1, 2016
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  8. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    And with your 12,000 post you sum up your contribution to this board.
     
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    Walter Sobchak, Sep 1, 2016
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  9. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    With ice I hope.
     
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  10. SuitedandBooted

    SuitedandBooted Well-Known Member

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    He's not allowed ice in case he chokes on it, his mum says its only for big boys.
     
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    SuitedandBooted, Sep 1, 2016
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  11. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Fair do <ok>
     
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    Kempton, Sep 1, 2016
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  12. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Am I the only one who genuinely found this funny?

    I actually laughed with him rather than at him.
     
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    bum_chinned_crab, Sep 1, 2016
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  13. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    There's a first time for everything...
     
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    originallambrettaman, Sep 1, 2016
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  14. King Curtis

    King Curtis Well-Known Member

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    He'd probably dive and miss the water.
     
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    King Curtis, Sep 1, 2016
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  15. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant <laugh>
     
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    Amin Yapusi, Sep 1, 2016
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  16. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Malgrat?? Didn't know Beverley Travel were still going.
    Enjoy it
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Sep 1, 2016
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  17. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    Nope I did. made me chuckle at all the scenarios posted after too.
     
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    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger, Sep 1, 2016
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  18. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    This is what I love about this place.
     
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    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger, Sep 1, 2016
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  19. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    There's a beautiful 22 yeArold that wants a summer fling with me.
    Shame she keeps referring to me as Brian.
     
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  20. PattyNchips2

    PattyNchips2 Well-Known Member

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    I'm typing on iPad.... This is ****
     
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    PattyNchips2, Sep 1, 2016
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