Transfer thread for 2016-17 season

When he flattens Charlie Adam and scores the winning goal in our next match we will all love him.

 

Boy, we have some muscle now:

Walker, Toby, Wimmer Rose, Dier, Wanyama, Dembele, Sissoko, Alli, Kane, Janssen - nobody's going to kick sand in the face of that team. Add in CCV and Lamela's 'spikiness' and we're gonna bully some teams.

 

Given what we paid, he better teabag him afterwards.

 

Oi!

 

.... or get a lot of bans

 

One last bit of business...


He's pretty boss on FIFA, too...

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http://cartilagefreecaptain.sbnatio...r-news-rumors-moussa-sissoko-everton-gazumped

Announcer’s curse.

I"ve been hoping we’ll get Sissoko the whole time...

 

Newcastle fan in peace.

The guy is a beast, when he's in the mood he is simply unplayable and barges past anyone he likes. He showed in against you guys last season and for France in the summer - he is made for the Premier League and almost always turns it on in front of the cameras (ask Chelsea fans, he flattens their team every season).

Sadly he just doesn't turn up to most games, all the 'little' ones against the majority of teams that don't get top billing. Off the bench he can terrorize opposition, in a squad where he has to perform to get picked he'll hopefully pick his game up. At 30m you're not getting good value but you may be getting someone with a good few years of Premiership experience and his pace is actually astonishing when he can be bothered. If Poch can get his mentality sorted he is a solid performer at any level, if he can't then you've got yourself a 5m value player who will spend a lot of time on your bench and playing in the league cup.

 

Well, I for one am glad to welcome Sissy aboard the Mighty Spurs Juggernaut!

We're going to scare the crap out of the Chavs... again!

Dembele is going to rip John Terry's head off and get Sissy to **** in the ragged neck-hole.

 

Easy easy, we are still waiting for Dembele to come back from the last time we fought Chelsea

 

We're gonna hurt you XI

Lloris
Walker Toby Verts Rose
Dier
Moussa Moussa
Alli
Kane Janssen

 

Bring on Big Kev, Wanyama and Lamela when we pick up the odd yellow card? Like your thinking!

 

OP updated ... think it is up to date.

 

Murdering John Terry only gets you a £50 fine, and that's mainly for cleaning materials.

 

'Wimbledon Hotspurs'

 

****ing dislike them for what Fashinu did to Gary Mabbutt...horrible bastards

 

Technically there's also Juan Pablo Gonzalez Velasco (on a free) although he's an Academy signing.

 

Oh well. Isco, Sisko, easy mistake to make.

Trying to be positive, if Poch can get him to play like he did in the Euros then £30m could actually end up being a decent price (in that competition he looked a better player than Pogba did for France). Although, the guys on the Newcastle board don't seem altogether disappointed to see him go, so that might be quite a big if...

http://www.not606.com/threads/sissoko-what-do-we-do.335354/

Best quote from that thread;

 

Was he a hit-man for a Columbian drug cartel?

 

I was at that game and saw the incident!