You spend your days watching custard pleasure himself? I knew you were strange, but even I never guessed you were a stalker, whatever floats your boat I suppose.
queue KPR saying "No you didn't, a Liverpool fan did, and anyway mancs can't afford PC's they have either rob one, or by going dipping in the local skip 'cos we're all on the dole in manchester even though we all live in surrey which is in asia, and we fly over to(even though we're all skint and far to busy being freegans) to Old Toilet, so we can have have our photo's taken with old baconface, but he can't be bothered with us because he's far too busy downing a vat of whiskey whilst beasting lou macari, and we all smell of biz, and have never been to the Theatre of wet dreams, nobody has actually been there, that's why it's so quiet, because nobody wants to watch a football team who once had a player who slept with woman and drank ... a bit, and a team that had to hold the referees family at gunpoint so that he didn't blow the final whistle till we got the winning goal 3 weeks into added on time"
i corrected the odd the typo! - queue KPR saying "No you didn't, a Liverpool fan did, and anyway mancs can't afford PC's they have either rob one, or by going dipping in the local skip 'cos we're all on the dole in manchester even though we all live in surrey which is in asia, and we fly over to(even though we're all skint and far to busy being freegans) to Old Toilet, so we can have have our photo's taken with old baconface, but he can't be bothered with us because he's far too busy downing a vat of whiskey whilst beasting lou macari, and we all smell of biz, and have never been to the Theatre of wet dreams, nobody has actually been there, that's why it's so quiet, because nobody wants to watch a football team who once had a player who slept with woman and drank ... a bit, and a team that had to hold the referees family at gunpoint so that he didn't blow the final whistle till we got the winning goal 3 weeks into added on time" think that's better
The Yernited fans interpretation of Liverpool and their fans Liverpool fans that don't live in Liverpool are glory-hunters. They also proclaim every year and have been doing so for the last 20 years that x player is ''the final piece of the jigsaw'', and ''this is our year''. Liverpool players are all thugs especially Jamie Carragher and Steven Gerrard who come from Liverpool. Liverpool fans don't have their own songs even though the person that released their anthem was from Liverpool,the song itself belongs to Celtic. Liverpool fans are obsessed with Manchester United,even though the Manchester Uniteds manager said his aim was to ''knock Liverpool off their ****ing perch''. Liverpool players aren't held in as high regard as Manchester United players because their surname isn't Best,Law or Charlton or they haven't got ginger hair.
If only i had wood i could build you a stage to purvey your talents... though if you bend over an show us ya sheriffs badge i may get wood... [NSFW] [/NSFW]
No just ones that, at the age of 13, decide they now follow football and when deciding on which team to support, just happen to follow the team that has been dominant for the past decade or so. How's the weather in Ireland anway?
