It is my birthday next month and assuming my families continued good health my birthday wish is to be first in the queue for a sniff at Christine Talbuts bloomers.It is a slim chance but in the hope that the BBC is still dealing with the letters I have written to Jim'l fix it. If we are successful in obtaining a pair I hope to go first and would nominate Sniffer for number two, then its dog eat dog.Depending on the demand it might be advisable to bring sleeping bags, but more news later.If we are unssuccesful we have had an offer from a Tory MP to let us have an old pair of Anne Widdecombes complete with skid marks but I can't see much demand for them. However if any of our Conservative voters are interested you might like to contact Boris Johnson yourself. If and when I get more information I will give more details later.In the meantime keep your noses clean.
Further to my reply to RCDM. Applications for Miss Widdicombes queue may take longer to process as Mr Johnson informs me that there have been a number of applications from Broadmoor which I was not aware of.
I am not familiar with the charms of Miss Donovan but I am told by the local Vicar that she is a selling plater at the side of Miss Talbot.
