We'll sign a couple of players, get panned by Man U and the headlines will be full of **** like "Hull Back Down to Earth" and so on. Then we'll sign a couple of lads on loan on deadline day and that's us until January.
Takeover completed by Tuesday at the latest, then an absolute crazy 24 hours to get signings finalised.
Next seven days - Sunday head to Manchester, Monday morning at stupid o'clock fly to Palma, pick up hire car, drive to Cala Bona for a week of sunshine, Estrella beers and Magno Brandy (plus the occasional G&T by the pool) .... the only football I'll be bothered with is the one that my two g'daughters will be lobbing round the pool!
I am with you except we sell Hernandez and get someone in on the cheap to 'replace' him. Oh and I retire on 31st
Club sold, Allams leave, we all feel like Andy Dufresne when he comes to the end of the sewage pipeline from Shawshank Prison..
What's going to happen over the next 7 days... I'm going to meet a girl on Monday, take her for a drink on Tuesday and then end up making love on Wednesday and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday and then chill on Sunday. Bo Selecta
I win the Euro millions on Friday and then put the cat amongst the pigeons by making a last ditch attempt to buy the club only to find that my winnings fall about £1million short of the Chinese/HK teams offer. Damn, will have to find other ways to spend the £99 million...
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An asteroid is going to be discovered before it hits earth but due to the heroism of Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis the world will be saved.
When does this next seven days officially start? Midnight? Tomorrow at 8? I can't answer until I am sure of the question. Not that easy.
Have you noticed that start of the X Factor is an asteriod coming in from space crashing into earth ? It is Planet X aka Nibiru. They are telling you something but nobody notices.
