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Failed Medical

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  1. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Been to the docs today and she says I have failed my medical so have to cut down on the drink


    :grin: you knew didn't yer but you still had to look
     
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    Mackem-Tiz Well-Known Member

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    Had me gan!
     
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    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    twat. <grr>

    Hope you ****ing thirst.
     
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  4. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    I was close to spontaneous human combustion there mind. But knowing our luck it'll probably happen at some point.
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    My Doc said walk this way.

    I said. **** off im not hopping wirh a finger up me nose
     
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    Dude
     
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  7. Charley Farley

    Charley Farley Well-Known Member

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    I went to the doctors today.
    He said "I haven't seen you for a while"
    I said " I've been ill"
     
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  8. Blind Corner

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    Went to the doctors today, he said that he thinks all these problems are due to the drink.
    I said well I'll come back when your sober.
    Bobby Thompson ones are still the best.
     
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    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    I went to the doctors because I couldn't stop farting and after about 5 minutes he left and came back with a long pole I said you aren't going to shove that up my arse are you he said no I am opening the windows you stink.
     
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    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Ex wife went to see a male doctor for a full check up and as she was putting her clothes back on the doctor said "I think you've got acute angina" to which she replied "why thank you doctor"

    Pig ignorant that woman
     
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