Been to the docs today and she says I have failed my medical so have to cut down on the drink you knew didn't yer but you still had to look
I was close to spontaneous human combustion there mind. But knowing our luck it'll probably happen at some point.
Went to the doctors today, he said that he thinks all these problems are due to the drink. I said well I'll come back when your sober. Bobby Thompson ones are still the best.
I went to the doctors because I couldn't stop farting and after about 5 minutes he left and came back with a long pole I said you aren't going to shove that up my arse are you he said no I am opening the windows you stink.
Ex wife went to see a male doctor for a full check up and as she was putting her clothes back on the doctor said "I think you've got acute angina" to which she replied "why thank you doctor" Pig ignorant that woman