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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    How?
     
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    He'd use a Mancini on him.
     
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    ... on a date? Would you go Dutch?
     
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  4. Commachio

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    Massive gonads or looped?



    British national has been killed while clearing mines from the Iraqi city of Ramadi, it has been confirmed.

    US demining company Janus Global Operations announced the death of the contractor on Monday, but did not provide any further details.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I'm not sure I'd be that bothered if I saw a bunch of lads attacking a kebab stall to be honest.

    I've defended people before such as girls getting **** off their boyfriends on nights out, that's no biggie, you're a div if you don't step up to that sort of behaviour.

    As for Jihadi John, would I lay my life down to rescue a hostage stranger? Unfuckinglikely my friend.
     
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  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That's the point when the well paid job just isn't worth it.
     
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    So how big are yours, do you reckon in certain circumstances?

    Would you intervene in a knife/axe attack?.......yes

    What if shots were being fired in a shopping centre?......yes with care

    A loon in a school?.......im too old for school and i work

    What aboit less extreme. A lad punching **** outta a lass? ......deffo


    3 bullies picking on some kid?.....yea and the dad if he came round

    A group attacking a kebab stall? nah

    Someone threatening to hoy himself of a bridge? nah they have experts to talk them down, but an illegal immigrant i would encourage.
     
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    So how big are yours, do you reckon in certain circumstances?

    Would you intervene in a knife/axe attack?.......yes

    What if shots were being fired in a shopping centre?......yes with care

    A loon in a school?.......im too old for school and i work

    What aboit less extreme. A lad punching **** outta a lass? ......deffo


    3 bullies picking on some kid?.....yea and the dad if he came round

    A group attacking a kebab stall? nah

    Someone threatening to hoy himself of a bridge? nah they have experts to talk them down, but an illegal immigrant i would encourage.
     
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    ****ing hell, Comms just passing the time away. No need to call a meeting over what you'd do in each instance.
     
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    These things are important to me, I dare not make hasty decisions.
     
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    <laugh>. Boardroom meeting. These could be life or death decisions
     
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  12. Zlash

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    don't know what i'd do in these instances Comm. probably **** my pants.
    i'm a lover not a fighter, tho i'm not adverse to calling people out on their **** - even if it comes with a kicking.
    death on the other hand - i'm not enamoured with life but i'd rather not expedite the passage to my grave.
     
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  13. Commachio

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    The taking the suicide belt of the youngun was the worst.

    **** that. Id be like Monty Python. Runaway.
     
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    <laugh>. Lie down there.
     
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    I've done that before, in a bar in town called Tiger Tiger, lad getting aggy with another bloke in the toilets, it's a weird feeling when they just go floppy in your arms. They're only asleep for a few seconds but they wake up with **** all left in the tank.
     
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    <laugh> Howling! <laugh>
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

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    I was gonna post it on Billy's insomnia page <laugh>
     
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    Intervened on a fella beating up his missus in the street and had to give him a couple of whacks to control him. His wife then started to punch me in the back of the head. I let him go then and told him to have at it. Couldn't believe she was screaming the street down for help and when she got it she decided to abuse me.

    Should have listened to my mate at the time who told me not to get involved. But it's not in my nature to just walk by something like that.
     
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    You should have left the pair of them in a heap.
     
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