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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Aug 17, 2016.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>. Im only taking the piss. 2 maybe 3 soon are some of the most powerful people in the world.

    Their aim is world domination i tell ya.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 18, 2016
  2. Blunham Mackem

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    If they could mow the bloody lawn they wouldn't need us at all!!
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Aug 18, 2016
  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The end is near mate, we are doomed. We shall be nothing more than sex slaves at their beck and call.


    http://www.slope-mower.com
     
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    Commachio, Aug 18, 2016
  4. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    That would be fecking awful, wouldn't it <yikes>
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Aug 18, 2016
  5. Commachio

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    What if Susan Boyle and Dawn French summons you for a 3some.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 18, 2016
  6. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    I, perhaps stupidly, presumed that I would be enslaved by Mrs. A. (and a few of my choice) <doh>

    Can I change my answer ?
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Aug 18, 2016
  7. Commachio

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    You will have no choice. You will be enslaved for eternity.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 18, 2016
  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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  9. Commachio

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  10. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    You said that as if there's something wrong with being so :angel:
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Aug 18, 2016

  11. gelders pie

    gelders pie Well-Known Member

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    Thought this the other day.
    Remember the Two Ronnies ---- 'The Worm that Turned''. A funny story at the time, but maybe a prophecy !
     
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  12. nomoregeordies

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    Basically they have a hole between their legs. Hetrosexual men come out from a hole between a womans legs and spend a lot of time trying to get back into a hole between womens legs. Its just how it is and why you listen to them taking their drivel about carpets clothes et cetera.
     
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    nomoregeordies, Aug 18, 2016
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  13. Commachio

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    I think you may find puffs enter this world via the same hole.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 18, 2016
  14. nomoregeordies

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    Yes true Comm. That is why I said Hetrosexual men spend a lot of time trying to get back between womens legs
     
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    nomoregeordies, Aug 18, 2016
  15. Commachio

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    That is true. One of the main aims in life.
     
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    Commachio, Aug 18, 2016
  16. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    my dad told me newly weds like you ,wish they could eat pussy every night , then after seven years or more they wish they had.
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 18, 2016
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    except for illegal immigrants, they have another method, its in the papers every day
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 18, 2016
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