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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jul 30, 2016.

  1. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    And after leaving the ground they ALL manage to get home on the imaginary 400 seater super coach!! <doh>

    Ps. When I said 'super coach', I didn't mean J.Carver <laugh>
     
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  2. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    A perfect example of your classic mackem drivel…:emoticon-0181-fubar

    There is a reason we dubbed you lot Sad mackem bastards…:emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  3. Nacho

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    SMB actually stands for Sexy Mackem Beasts, you're using it wrong. Nice to see all those lovely little compliments on your board though.
     
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  4. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    You don't speak for the entire Geordie Nation ........ some Mags are decent people who don't descend to your humourless stupidity.
     
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  5. Home_and_Away

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    You're a perfect example of a bellend....
     
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  6. Home_and_Away

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    Perfect example of your ignorance....

    400 seater super coach? My idea??.... No, it stems from a very special Mag!
    John Carver-Super Coach? My idea?? ... Nope, wrong again... In fact the brainwave of an equally deluded Mag?

    FTM .... Full Time Machine (400 seater you know <laugh>)
     
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  7. Blunham Mackem

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    There's a reason you're in the Championship.
     
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  8. Smug in Boots

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    Carver, the True Geordie, that Bobby Robson was watching over .......... whatever happened to him <whistle>
     
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  9. Home_and_Away

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    There is.... They went DOON !!!!!!!
     
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  10. grandpops

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    They`re not in the prem.
    They haven`t won a game.
    They`re in the lower league relegation zone.

    Conclusion - **** `em.
     
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  11. Smug in Boots

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    In 40 years I've never seen such hysteria over a manager of Sunderland as the Mags have for Benitez.

    He came in and, with a few weeks left, had Newcastle above Sunderland with an easy match against relegated & rotten Villa to wrap things up.

    Villa, it has to be said, had lost a dozen games on the bounce and had recently conceded an average of 3 goals a game.

    Newcastle set up with 6 defensive players and only managed 3 shots, failed to win and with the failure to beat Norwich or Sunderland went down.

    So Benitez failed miserably, took them down and now the lunatics are wearing merchandise with his smug face plastered on.

    They seem to have a different mentality regarding managers up there.

    Is it just Newcastle who have to have Messiahs, King Kevs and King Rafas ........ have Sunderland ever gone this mad?

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    http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/spor...s/the-king-benitez-staying-newcastle-11383532
     
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  12. Blunham Mackem

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    ..."the signing of the summer, not only for Newcastle but for European football" :emoticon-0136-giggl.......:emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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  13. Smug in Boots

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    Some of the comments man ....... just the kind they always claim they never make.

    Liam Crowe @Crowey12
    Rafa Benitez you beautiful man
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    the king rafa benitez is staying at Newcastle.... im so happy#NUFC
     
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  14. grandpops

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    It amazes me the way they keep soaking it up.

    Hanging on every word The Comical prints. Either that or Agent Crayon is the best wum in SAFC history.
     
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  15. Billy Death

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    I think you're all being a bit harsh.
    I reckon Rafa's doing a cracking job. <ok>
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I saw a big fat tub of **** in Great Yarmouth with a toon top on with Rafa 1 on the back of his shirt.

    A fully (over)grown adult with a child in tow.

    It was just normal.

    I wonder if he had Kinnear 1 on his back a few years ago.
     
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  18. QWOP

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    See I wouldn't wear my shirt out of match day. Even then, I don't usually wear it. I can't fathom people who wear them in their day to day living. Unless you've no clean clothes
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    To be fair it was Saturday, so you'll have been playing at 3pm but still, fat blimp should have got a bigger size and left the back Rafa-free.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Would have looked a reet **** by 5 after they got beat of huddersfield.
     
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