Really? Oh. I thought it meant masturbation. I may have misunderstood a couple of conversations at work then...
Liverpool transfer news and rumours: Crystal Palace give up hope of landing Christian Benteke http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-transfer-news-rumours-crystal-8628237
If we end up keeping benteke im fine with that. Im confident someone will be at panic stations in january. However.... i think palace are being cheap arses given the way the going rates have gone this summer. 32.5 looks cheap frankly.
Benteke is a bargain for £32mil this window. He would literally guarantee some clubs PL safety. I'd be very surprised if he doesn't go this window. A number of teams could do with him, and enough teams can afford him.
We should offer £27m for Jonas Hector tonight. It will be worth it. Failing that we go for Ricardo Rodriguez. No ****ing about!