That's not whats being reported on the net "Gooner dad is shacked up with Granny HIAG, she wants a little gooner but is too old for it as she is ashamed of HIAG"
Granny HIAG's crusty old gash hasn't seen any action since 1943. When she got splinters stuck up there using an early wooden version of the family HIAG dildo.
I'll send over Ossie he's great with a shoe brush and cherry blossom, he'll have that dried rancid crack supple as a nuns chuff in no time.
The church of Gooners is a broad one. We do however draw the line at dildo fingeres. There's a club a few miles up the Seven Sisters Rd for those types of deviants.
You jealous because the granny is shacked up with Rooney? you want a piece of that you have to fight him for it, but knowing you are Welsh and a Scouse you will do a slippy G at the last hurdle....lolz