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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 9, 2016.

  1. Hoddle Is A Gob

    Hoddle Is A Gob Active Member

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    His Dads a Welsh Liverpool fan, well his real dad is anyway not sure he's up to speed on it all.
     
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  2. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    That's not whats being reported on the net "Gooner dad is shacked up with Granny HIAG, she wants a little gooner but is too old for it as she is ashamed of HIAG"
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Granny HIAG's crusty old gash hasn't seen any action since 1943. When she got splinters stuck up there using an early wooden version of the family HIAG dildo.
     
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    Finger operated no doubt!
     
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  5. Hoddle Is A Gob

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    Ginger caaant!
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    I'll send over Ossie he's great with a shoe brush and cherry blossom, he'll have that dried rancid crack supple as a nuns chuff in no time.
     
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  7. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Would be more concerning if only one of them was related to the other <whistle>
     
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  8. NSIS

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    I wonder what team Granny supports? <whistle>
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    Not faakin' Gooners that for sure.
     
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  10. Tobes

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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    The church of Gooners is a broad one. We do however draw the line at dildo fingeres. There's a club a few miles up the Seven Sisters Rd for those types of deviants.
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Some of the bullying of a sweet old lady was terrible. #Bully
     
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  13. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Too right lolz
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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  15. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    You jealous because the granny is shacked up with Rooney? you want a piece of that you have to fight him for it, but knowing you are Welsh and a Scouse you will do a slippy G at the last hurdle....lolz
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  17. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    But Piers Morgan gets in? #prioritiesallwrong
     
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  18. NSIS

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    Some clubs will just accept anybody!...:p
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Anybody except dildo fingerers and HIAG's crusty gash Granny
     
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  20. NSIS

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    Anything's better than that galactical tosspot, Morgan!...
     
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