My little HAIGY is in Vegas y'****ers I bought him the tickets as a present, anymore ****in' piss taking and I'll have you all cut.
I wish that you were the family dildo? What kinda stupid comeback is that y'stupid faakin' Gooner. No wonder you get owned by HAIGY all the time. My crusty old gash is for chubby Mabbutt only.
Almost as stupid as saying I was the family dildo you ****ing senile old bitch. You only said that because you're jealous you can't get any. I bet that crusty old gash of yours hasn't seen any action since old Mr Grubert the Victorian greengrocer shoved a marrow up your dirty hole.
Chubby Mabbutt is round every morning, you couldn't handle the pace y'twatty Gooner caaaaaant! Stop PMing me asking for a rub y'sweaty nonce!
Chubby Mabbutt only comes round to grind the corns off of your feet you dirty old bitch. I hate to think how that crusty old gash of yours is smelling in the Nevada heat.
Does that make HIAG Pixie's son or nephew lolz granny you just screwed HIAG and Pixie, seems they are both related lolz
HIAG is a ****ing liar then. He said he was talking the family to Vegas to treat them to some cheap hookers and tours of the sex shops. Actually it's no wonder he left you at home you decrepit old crone. I bet you smell of mouse droppings and pissy knickers.
But you said you are shacked up with his dad! So it means a gooners dad is shoving his dildo in granny HIAG...lolz
