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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Jul 30, 2016.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Are you saying he DUMPED on his doctor?
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 10, 2016
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    Think she dumped on chelski in the end, good girl
     
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  3. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Today I'd like to leave a little rabbit style bum nugget on the head of everyone that played in the piss poor performance against Stevenage yesterday.
     
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    If you want to cover the whole team, you might need to phone 1800SBIGTERDS.
    Mention my name to get a 10% discount!
     
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  5. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    It's not that Aussie.
    I didn't want to be too harsh on the lads so that's why they only get a bum nugget each.
     
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    San Diego, Aug 11, 2016
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    For a little girl, she's got a big dump!
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Yes, your are of right and considerate. Bum nuggets to all!
     
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    Bum nuggets to all from now on will be my road rage shout out the window
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Holy Bum Nuggets, Crapman
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I'd prefer chicken nuggets to bum nuggets <yikes>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 14, 2016
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    They taste the same
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    change your supplier wherever
     
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    My nose is blocked this morning
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Probably the bum nuggets <ok>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 16, 2016
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    yum
     
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    yum nuggets
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Bum Nuggets or Doughnuts

    Which would you choose ?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 19, 2016
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    With or without jam?
     
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    San Diego, Aug 19, 2016
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    As Bob Marley said, " with jam in"
     
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    Bum nuggets are completely different to nose nuggets.
    Bum nuggets go 'plop'.
    Nose nuggets are quick and can be fired reaching speeds up to 50 kms per hour or alike.
    I once saw a nose nugget bounce off a pavement, do a half pike double twist, go round the block twice and land on an unsuspecting person, bruising their leg.
     
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