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Cheik Tiote is next.

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  1. NufcBano

    NufcBano Active Member

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    In my opinion, its just a matter of time before Tiote is next out the door.

    If he is in our team come 2nd September I will very, very surprised.

    NUFC is a shop for MA to sell to whoever wants it (max 3 players per customer).

    NUFC.com, UK's No.1!
     
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    NufcBano, Aug 3, 2011
  2. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:) Active Member

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    more and more negative thinking, i'm getting a bit bored of it now, do we do this everytime a player leaves
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Aug 3, 2011
  3. TheLittleGeordie

    TheLittleGeordie Active Member

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    Pipe down
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Aug 3, 2011
  4. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    My anus has fallen off. Shall I stitch it back on myself or go to see an arse doctor?
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Aug 3, 2011
  5. A November Night In Rotterdam

    A November Night In Rotterdam Active Member

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    Just shut up man!
     
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    A November Night In Rotterdam, Aug 3, 2011
  6. Beatski

    Beatski Well-Known Member

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    get some fluoxetine down ya
     
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    Beatski, Aug 3, 2011

  7. whack&blite

    whack&blite Active Member

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    I believe a Proctologist is what you require - Dr. Assman has a excellent reputation.
     
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    whack&blite, Aug 3, 2011
  8. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    Agree
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Aug 3, 2011
  9. tommytoonAA

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    *sigh* in a twist on the age old tradition of copying and pasting recipes I tried to find a step by step guide to stitching back on an anus.... Needless to say the work filters didn't like it :(
     
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    tommytoonAA, Aug 3, 2011
  10. Cal.

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    Whatever you do keep it away from AH or you'll never get it back ;)
     
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    Cal., Aug 3, 2011
  11. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:) Active Member

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    Human Centipade would be a good shout
     
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    Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:), Aug 3, 2011
  12. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Oh no Tiotes (poster) back he must be. Its got to be him
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Aug 3, 2011
  13. micky quinns tash

    micky quinns tash New Member

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    i dunno, could be worse mate, think our squad altho paper thin isnt as weak as wigans, qpr,norwich or swansea's. finish above them and i'l be happy!!
    doubt we'll ever know the truth,my bloods black and white whether we're good or sh*te!
     
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    micky quinns tash, Aug 3, 2011
  14. Aldridge_Prior

    Aldridge_Prior Active Member

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    Sorry Tommytoon, we're more sophisticated now.
     
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    Aldridge_Prior, Aug 3, 2011
  15. overseasTOON

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    Cheick Tiote is next...

    ...years Top model!
    ... years X Factor champion!
    ... going to kick your negative ass!
    ... years Nobel Peace Prize winner for his efforts in the field of nullification of attacking threats!
    ... to be served in the queue for a bag of chips and gravy!
     
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    overseasTOON, Aug 3, 2011
  16. Jock McMagpie

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    Anusol should sort you out
     
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    Jock McMagpie, Aug 3, 2011
  17. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    Use blu tack to stick it back on.

    That's why it's blue. It stands out from brown so when you wipe your broken arse you can just pull the blue bits off and stick them back on again.

    Another money saving tip for these austere times.
     
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    overseasTOON, Aug 3, 2011
  18. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat Active Member

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    Keep your opinions to yourself mate.
     
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    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat, Aug 3, 2011
  19. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    added
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Aug 3, 2011
  20. george robledo

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    Who's this cheik tiote?
    Cheick tiote'll still be here next season tho <ok>
     
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    george robledo, Aug 3, 2011
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