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First screenshot of the Danny Simpson video game...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by DuD, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    This is ****ing hilarious <laugh>
     
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  2. biggeordiedave

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    How about a game where, as Jonas, you have to make it from one end of the field to the other without waving before Tash comes on the pitch and rips your arms off. As the levels go on, there are more obstacles to avoid. At Darlington, there are masses of fans on the pitch to get past and at Wigan the pitch is so muddy and **** that you are a lot slower.
     
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  3. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    LOL!

    most rep-worthy post I've witnessed in a while
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Aug 3, 2011
  4. pythagoras

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    Thats exactly how i felt about jono at uni

    jono is known as tash on here (heavy metal toon) for those that dont know

    nice enough lad but very dim and not disabled although you always sususpect theres summit not quite right upstairs
     
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  5. Minty Fresh

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    Could have a Ben Arfa game where you have to get past De Jong without getting your leg snapped
     
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  6. Kryptonite

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    Judging by those screen-shots Danny Simpson is gonna get sued...

    Soccer Kid (1993)
    [video=youtube;DtS1WCxHIH8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtS1WCxHIH8[/video]
     
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  7. Aldridge_Prior

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    I'm looking forward to the level where he walks backwards with his arms out while opposition players run past him and score...
     
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    Yeah, who cares if you can't catch Aaron Lennon or the Zog ... just spend your time developing a rip-off Application which will bomb outside of the North East !!

    He's tweeted that he's off to do some boxing this afternoon, I think the lad has misunderstood Pardue telling him to defend his box !!
     
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  9. Finnbad The Sailor

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    I was looking for that game, or something similar I was sure it was on the Sega Megadrive and the kid had blonde hair, but you still had to boot the ball of various monsters and stuff to kill them. Bit of a rip there from danny boy.
     
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  10. You'veBeenTiote'd

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    I'm pretty sure that'll be EVERY level
     
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  11. ArfaLobbon

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    What a cock-end. Whats the aim of the game, not to get skinned by winners cutting in past you?

    Dont rate him at all and this game takes him to a new level for me *facepalm*
     
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  12. Sultan Of Swing

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    Another way to make money I guess...
    I don't see it in the app store though D: ??
     
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  13. Sultan Of Swing

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    Would rather have a go at this though lads.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Smudger

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    I like Simpson as a person but all this thinking he's Rio Ferdinand (as a person, not a footballer) annoys me. Fair enough he's your idol, but dont be such a kiss arse - I think the only reason he made this app is because Ferdinand did.
     
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  15. Sultan Of Swing

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    I think you're all forgetting something...
    Simmo didn't make the app, some producers would have just come up with it thinking they will make money and would have asked the lad if he wanted to be their star.
    I wouldn't have said no :p

    Sort of like saying everyone on Fifa think they're amazing.
    They didn't make it ^^
     
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  16. Crouching Shola Hidden Talent

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    Should make a Peter Lovenkrands 'Need for Speed' game where you amble around the pitch being 'quick'. Bonus points are awarded for constantly being offside, having minimal composure and trying to look like you know what you are doing, despite being a bit pap.

    Final boss battle is a straight one on one 100 metre sprint against Laurent Blanc
     
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  17. overseasTOON

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    I'm working on a Kinnear app.
     
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    The guy doing the voiceover on this IS that very dim kid from school...
     
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  20. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    <laugh> The final challenge should be going missing for a full 90 minutes.
     
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