What will it take to get the Leicester game postponed?

At a certain point the game becomes an embarrassment to the PL if a few more of our larkers get cherry picked by normal clubs , so that our number of available fit professionals gets to 11 or below.
This is a marquee game being watched globally, yet most Sunday League teams are run better than we are at present.
Or maybe they could switch live coverage to another game to spare our club's and the PL's blushes.
Yes it really is that bad.
Terrible global publicity for our city also.

 

Nothing. Stop been ****.

 

Farm animals on the pitch

 

Couldn't be done.... 12.30 KO

 

break in and dig up the pitch?

 

ISIS.

 

Dunno about getting the game postponed but to get the game off tv we could reverse the worlds EM field so that electrical equipment and tvs no longer work.
Or I wonder if a hundred or so of us gathered outside the sky van at the kc stadium armed with loads of magnets that's would make the signal go wonky?
Or if we got a balloon and parked it directly in the path of the sky upload signal that might work?
Or turn the sky van into a burger van?

 

A middle eastern accented phone call to the stadium advising them that a mysterious package has been left might work.
Especially if it only turns out to be a half eaten kebab.
I remember the days when an Irish accent used to work.....

 

One side could get 4 players sent off - think I'm right in saying that a team has to have 8 players on the pitch?
Anyway this is a great chance for the global audience to hear exactly how we feel about our current owners.

 

we'll beat Leicester

 

Gravy.

A gravy tsunami.

Cascading down Anlaby Road.

Using the flyover as a viscous, brown, greasy launchpad.

Then performing a meat juice based triple salchow and skewing round to baste the ground to a depth of seven metres.


Although this would require a great deal of Bisto.

And a localised earthquake.

And a direction based miracle.



It's probably easier to just concede the three points.

 

The eleven that played and won today was a half decent team that will probably give Leicester a game.

 

I'm going to have money on it, I'm just waiting for more **** to hit the fan before I do!

 

No need to bother. The eggchasers will be doing that tomorrow night.

 

And do you think this 'global audience' is bothered ?

 

why would we want it postponing? let the world see the state of the allam minds. let the allams be held up for ridicule and embarrassment.

 

Ridiculous idea Ern.............. Think how much Wonderloaf you'd need for mopping up.

 

An act of war or the wrath of God. Other than that it is game on.

 

If we win though it would be tremendous publicity, works both ways

 

What usually happens in teams I've played in....postpone kick off by 10 mins just to make sure everybody who's turning up turns up, borrow one of their subs (usually the one in glasses and gola boots), give them the points and play for fun. Followed by a few pints in Hop Pole or (Broad) Highway.