But thought id share for a laugh. Caption this.... I thought you said the chairman was a billionaire Sam? Why have Steven Pienaar and Charles Nzogbia just turned up for training?
Any chance of picking some sunlun players for england. Like who. Catts and Rodwell. **** off man Dave. What about Defoe. Outside.
Dave and Sam don't like the look of the nurses about to give them their annual pre-season colonoscopy check.
Sam: I cum in the milk in your office fridge before I left. Dave: your daughter popped in for a brew last Monday.