Off Topic Vote - HIAG's best wum **** up

'Spud watch' thread.

HIAG claiming I'm trailing him around on a thread that I wrote.

 

And this thread that you admittedly started is about?!....

#obsessed

 

..... HIAG's wum **** ups that mention me. Did you not read the quotes in the OP ?

'Pixie knows, deep down in his heart, that with poch in charge, Arsenal will never finish above us'

 

So, the subject of a whole thread is one poster, who just happens to be HIAG?!

I rest my case, m'lud!...

 

I've already said several times that I will respond to his wum **** ups about me. You seem to be angling for your own wum **** up thread

 

Think of this thread, like the spud watch one, as a public service to collate the many **** ups we'll see during the season.

Now, rather than complaining about every thread getting ruined when HIAG ****s up, we can keep it all in one place and everybody is a winner

 

Public service ?

You're the only one who cares

 

Somebody else is jealous that they haven't got their own wum **** up thread

 

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You're starting to sound desperate now!...

 

Why would I be desperate ? This thread has got longevity because we all know that there will be plenty of material throughout the season.

Now, if you want your own wum **** up thread you'll have to form a queue behind HIAG and saintsfan.

 

#desperate

 

If you're desperate for your own wum **** up thread mate, then I'm afraid I can't allow you to queue jump

 

[Pixie puts in a telephone call to the BBC's head of programs to pitch an idea]

BBC: "Head of Programs. Can I help you?"

Pixie: "It's more a case of my being able to help you."

BBC: "Sorry. Who is this speaking?"

Pixie: "All in good time, my friend. Before that, let me paint you a picture..."

BBC: "Is this another children's art program? We're cutting back on those after Rolf Harris screwed things up for us!"

Pixie: "I was speaking figuratively. So, here's the pitch... Jeremy Paxman chairs a panel of hard-hitting guests from the world of light entertainment, and they all have one purpose - to discuss the embarrassing faux pas of a Spud wumster!"

BBC: "A what?"

Pixie: "Spud wumster."

BBC: "What the hell is that?"

Pixie: "Not what, but who."

BBC: "I'm sorry, I don't understand..."

Pixie: "Yes, you do. There is only one person to whom I can possibly be referring."

BBC: "How did you get this number?"

Pixie: "HIAG!"

BBC: "Who? Look, has Bruce Forsythe put you up to this, because I don't care how much he pleads, he's not getting another..."

Pixie: "Jeremy Paxman invites his weekly guests to indulge him with details of their favourite HIAG wum fcuk-up, and the audience gets to vote on which one is most hilarious. This is gold dust, baby!"

BBC: "Look! I don't know how you got this number, but you are clearly not of sound mind. I'm going to have to ask you to..."

Pixie: "I haven't told you the best bit yet!

BBC: "No, I'm sorry, but I am going to have to ask you to..."

Pixie: "Horse-****!"

BBC: "I beg your pardon?"

Pixie: "Jeremy forces HIAG to eat horse-**** at the end of each episode."

BBC: "That's it! I'm hanging up and calling the police! Goodbye!"

Pixie: "Hello! Is there someone still there? Hello!!"

[Silence]

 

**** knows what goes through your head, but...

 

Sounds great. The BBC need a ratings boost and with you supplying the **** ups, this show would be guaranteed to run and run.

 

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You have escaped from Roswell?

 

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