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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Walter Sobchak, Aug 2, 2016.

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  1. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Ya ****ing CS.
     
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  2. Des Head

    Des Head Well-Known Member

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    Sockfucker.
     
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  3. where's les mutrie now

    where's les mutrie now Well-Known Member

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    Wassock, Muppet, Arse Biscuit.
     
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  4. Charlie1

    Charlie1 Well-Known Member

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    My general go to one is ****wit. Short, simple and to the point.

    If I'm on my bike and get cut up by a ****wit my go to one is dickhead. Old skool.

    I'm just a simple girl at heart.
     
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  5. oldman

    oldman Well-Known Member

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    **** brain
    Willy wufter (an oldie but still a goodie)
    **** stain
    and my personal favourite ... Brain death

    True story - a mate was once involved in an argument with a white van driver. The driver said "you're a ****ing idiot" to which the mate replied "No but of I was I'd be driving one of them for a living".

    PS - I'll offer his apologies to any white van drivers on the forum just in case.

    PPS - don't shoot the messenger
     
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  6. where's les mutrie now

    where's les mutrie now Well-Known Member

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    Lummox, Numpty, Bell-end, Maggot-brain.
     
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  7. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    I used an insult on here here once, I think aimed at Patty or some daft lad.

    Someone else pulled me up on it and called me an idiot.

    I think that was the one and only time I felt hurt by being called anything.

    Why? Because he was right to call me an idiot and I duly apologised.

    I felt awful.

    The moral of my story?

    Don't drink and post <ok>
     
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  8. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Wtf a Lummox?
     
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  9. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Gaylord.
     
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  10. Pat E O'Dors

    Pat E O'Dors Well-Known Member

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    ****ing hell you look just like Ehab.
     
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  11. where's les mutrie now

    where's les mutrie now Well-Known Member

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    Lummox originally Scottish dialect word meaning great lumbering waste of space.
     
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  12. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    That'd be me :emoticon-0118-yawn:
     
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  13. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Effalump.

    Great word to describe a fatso, there you go another one.

    Fatso.
     
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  14. Hull 3-1 Liverpool

    Hull 3-1 Liverpool Well-Known Member

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  15. Stan The Man

    Stan The Man Well-Known Member

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    Jizz breath
     
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  16. Stan The Man

    Stan The Man Well-Known Member

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    Shipman missed one
     
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  17. Bengals Tiger

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    We had a World Cup Willie (same problem) living next door.
     
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  18. Bengals Tiger

    Bengals Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Big Daft Lummox is quite a common one.
    Dipstick or Dipshit are two others.
    Not to mention Mo Fo.
     
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  19. originallambrettaman

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    Just spotted someone on Twitter referring to Ehab as a boneheaded twatflannel.
     
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  20. Melbournetiger

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    Plonker
    Ehab is very deceptive he is much thicker than what you think
    When are you going for the operation ?What operation? To get a spine
     
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