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Match Day Thread Hull City v Caykur Rizespor

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Chazz Rheinhold, Aug 2, 2016.

  1. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Firstly I'm looking forward to Dutch's facts about Caykur and Quill's previous encounters with them!!

    I'm pretty sure this is all we've got in the building at the moment.
    Team

    GLP

    Galante Olm Dutch SC Ben

    Happy Chazz(C) Quill

    O'Google Tash Coffin

    Glp's a big ****er in goal.
    Carmine I see as a psychopathic RB in the Tommy Smith/Gentile mould.
    Olm and Dutch are like Terry and Ferdinand. constant bickering but great together.
    Ben at LB as no ****er will get round him, literally.
    Happy will be able to wind the opposition up, and well, everyone ala Savage.
    Chazz. Never missed a pen and will hammer every free kick.
    Quill. Bit of youthful endeavour.
    Castro. Not allowed to move from the left wing.
    O'Google. Not allowed to move from the right wing.
    Booths tash. Big burly hold up player we've lacked for years. Keep him away from the bar pre-game.

    We might need some subs. So if you can put why you should be on the bench or in the starting eleven. Feel free.

    City win 3-0. 4 Caykur players carried off.
     
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  2. GLP

    GLP Well-Known Member

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    I'm **** in goal - I'll go up front though. 6'3" I win most aerial challenges.
     
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  3. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    I'll play the first 45 minutes but would like to be pulled off at half-time if that's ok with everyone else.
     
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  4. jeffratcliffe's_hat

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    stream on sportklub apparently
     
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  5. GLP

    GLP Well-Known Member

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    Can we have some Caykur Rizespor facts please Chazz? <laugh>
     
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  6. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Charlie1 is our nurse. She'll sort it.
     
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  7. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    I'm not offering my services.

    As you've done the match thread Chazz, I value my health too highly.
     
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  8. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    Here's some previous encounters... oh ****.
     
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  9. WhittlingStick

    WhittlingStick Well-Known Member

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    Did the Allan's sign that ex Chelsea doctor !!!
     
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  10. WhittlingStick

    WhittlingStick Well-Known Member

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    Fek it I'm leaving it as Allan's the ****s
     
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  11. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    Half time oranges anyone?
     
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  12. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Fair do's Whittles, they tried to change our name you are perfectly within your rights to change theirs.
     
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  13. SW3 Chelsea Tiger

    SW3 Chelsea Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Best match day thread ever.FACT. That team Might even get a result against leceister!!
     
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  14. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    You taking the pith?
     
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  15. GLP

    GLP Well-Known Member

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    Pip off.
     
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  16. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    Erm... here are some previous games when we played in Austria. That's good enough, right?


     
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  17. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Caykur rizespor are a Turkish team that hail from Rize, in the North of Turkey.

    They originally played in green and yellow, to represent the local citrus fruit and the caykur tea company that sponsor them.

    They changed to blue and green, presumably because the citrus harvest was ****, so they turned to porn.

    Rize Kamishiro (神代 利世, Kamishiro Rize) is a ghoul that escaped from the organization V, and the foster daughter of Matasaka Kamishiro. She is known under her nicknameBinge Eater (大喰い Ōkui, Binge Eater orGluttony, literally Big Eater). Because of her eating habits, Rize was a threat to most ghouls of the 11th Ward and 20th Ward. She is the donor of the kakuhous that were used to transform Ken Kaneki, Kurona Yasuhisa, andNashiro Yasuhisa into one-eyed ghouls, which is sod all to do with the football team in any way shape or form.

    They are currently in Austria on route to Germany at the invitation of Mrs Merkel, and are seemingly accompanied by 750,000 countrymen.

    A 100 g, serving of rize contains 348 calories, 1.2g of Fat, 76.9g, of Carbs and 7.5g, of Protein
     
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  18. SimonGraysJacket

    SimonGraysJacket Well-Known Member

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    I used to play in goal or CB.
    Once I volunteered to play on the wing as we were short.....
    For some reason on one burst forward, I declared "watch this then for some wing wizardry!"
    Seconds later I fell over my own feet and had a mouthful of grass and dog ****.
    Some 20 odd years on I still get called the wing wizard.....
    So probably reserve keeper for me.....
     
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  19. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    interesting insight into the club. Good work Dutch.
     
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  20. The_Filey_Tigers

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    Centre back for me and old school. If I. Can't catch em. They only get past me once. Hit em hard first few minutes and let their forwards spend the rest rest of the game waiting for the next one lol
     
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