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  1. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    Obivously the CSM and arsecunt reign supreme here, but has anyone get any other favourites?

    For some reason (despite it being a southern (?) thing) I've started using fruit and veg as a jokey insult.

    E.g. I might call someone an absolute plum or a melon or a turnip. No idea why.
     
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  2. Quill

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    Obvious, but cockwomble.


    ****-knuckle is a good one too.
     
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    I liked the insult Les used on this weeks Amber Nectar podcast 'sociopathic, egotistic, **** zombies'.
     
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    You are just an Ehab.
     
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    I've seen it here loads of times, but I've no idea what 'CSM' is.

    Which is ok cuz whenever anyone calls me CS....

    Kinell, it's clown shoe mong init <doh>
     
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    pierredelafranchesca Well-Known Member

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    numptard. Equal measures of numpty and retard.
     
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    Spunk guzzling cock jockey :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Personally agree with the fruit/veg insult.

    Just adding the word "****" in front of any most words is a good place to start.
     
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    ****ing hell calm down you crazy bastard.
     
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  10. Kempton

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    Leeds fan.
     
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  11. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    When I was very young my ears looked huge, so I was often called 'FA CUP head' by certain kids.
     
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  12. Kempton

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    Wing nut.
     
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  13. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    <wah> the memories
     
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    "****n Bush Pig.".
    You've got a face like a smashed crab.
    Trollop.
    Mole.
     
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    The best part of you ran down your mothers leg
     
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    If your brains were gunpowder, you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off
     
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    I was at a scientific seminar when someone asked a rather dim question. The speaker turned to him and said " I would have thought that someone with even the meanest of intelligence would have appreciated that................", Questioner slides out of seat wishing ground would open up and swallow him.
     
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    Piss Kidney

    Been watching Peep Show too much.
     
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  19. Walter Sobchak

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    Not heard Trollop in a while.
     
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  20. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    I often see Carmine dishing out some good insults.

    I'm sure he called someone a doylem the other day?
     
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