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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    paultheplug Well-Known Member

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    Is this one of those guess the phrase from the picture things?
    My guess is that the answer is.....'Spuds have lots of bottle'. Where do I claim my prize
     
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    I can feel his pain, after his short time at the nomads he has painfully learned that the ethos at the club is 'After Arsenal'. Having bottled more than Carlsberg his job this season will be hoping to guide the club back to mid table mediocrity.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Guess who?


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    King Ossie64 Well-Known Member

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    Haig Dildo fingers? <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> That's certainly one interpretation.

    Your prize is a life times supply of King Edwards. To claim please write to:

    White Hart Lane
    London
    N17
     
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    There's more energy in those Spuds than the ones who've been tonked 3 times already this summer.

    Pooch will be on thermonuclear meltdown watch after these latest humiliations, following Arsenal ruining his summer. :)
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Contrary to Dildo Blaggins' assertion that 'with poch in charge, Arsenal will never finish above Spurs', it must be dawning on Pooch that the natural order of the universe is that Spurs will always be in Arsenal's shadow.

    Indeed, in a particularly witty and cruel jibe after Spurs took a ring piece splitting pummelling from relegated Toon, Wenger was asked about Arsenal finishing above Spurs again and replied with a smirk 'It is in the DNA of this club (to finish above them)'

    :)
     
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    Its no wonder Labido Fingerbang harps on as much as he does, it probably helps get rid of all that negative energy after every Spud game. I remember the story from a few seasons back about the guy the police fished out of the river Lee. Dressed in suspenders, stockings, crotchless knickers strap on dildo, kiss me quick hat and a spurs shirt. At the identifying process the police removed the shirt to save the family any further embarassment.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    PIXIE has been shopping in PL-land. Me too.
    I picked one of the 'Arsenal 2016-17 season' items off the shelf, but put it back
    as it had the following on it :

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    I mean, how is any shopper meant to live on that ??
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Spurs best before date is 1961.

    I mean how is any Spurs supporter meant to live on that.

    Soon there won't be any living Spuds who can recall their last title.

    #4everinourshadow
     
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    Rainman owned :)
     
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    Now drop out of the title race before Spurs. :(
    St Totts Day is now literally celebrated as a victory. :(
     
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    Like every Spurs fan wasn't pre-emptively celebrating finishing above Arsenal, until all their players lost their **** at SB, and got their **** pushed in by the Toon.
     
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    I wasn't. Therefore your claim is false.

    I was however far more concerned by the unprofessional on-pitch performance of players paid
    a lot of money, who once the bigger prize was gone and automatic CL qualification was
    assured, could not be arsed to put in 2 x 90 min performances that would earn the club an extra 1.5m quid.
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Why do we need to keep an eye on a small club from London?
     
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    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    Because Chelsky have been spending big this summer on manager and player, so
    they may threaten the Man Utd and Liverpool Europa League aspirations for 2017-18.
     
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