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Past Life

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by brb, Jul 31, 2016.

  1. brb

    brb CR250

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    What role in life do you think GC members played in a past life?

    I'll start you off;

    Aldo - Pope
     
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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Pud - strapping young stablehand to a wealthy childless family from the home counties. Pud used to clean out the stables from 7am until 5pm daily with his top off and Lady Penelope would gaze longingly from afar as a young Pud worked up a sweat. Lady Penelope's husband, Lord Hornbuckle of Wessexshire noticed his wife's heightening sexual desires and fearful that her bulging clitoris would bring shame to the Hornbuckle name was tempted to thrash his wife to within an inch of her life with his belt, but choose instead to feed the young stablehand hearty meals of goose liver and congealed jellied eels boiled in pig guts.

    After a week or so, Pud became twice/thrice the man he used to be but unfortunately became victim to a cardiac arrest and the fat legacy became ingrained into the fabric of his being in this life and for many more life's beyond...
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    brb - brb <rofl>
     
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Just had a **** to my past life

    Goose liver <stauner>
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Edge nailed it .
    Don't even try to better his Pudding Nigelshire shame truths. <laugh>
     
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