With the recent confession from Pixie that he owns a shop, the lads have been musing as to what kind of shop it is. Suggestions have included a hair-dressing salon and a porn shop. So, is Pixie a dab-hand with the scissors, or is he more at home fingering a dildo? Could he be a butcher, selling very small sausages? How about a dishevelled, over-weight, food-stained, disillusioned proprietor of a run-down, back-street video shop? That would certainly explain a lot of Pixie's many social inadequacies. An Anne Summers boutique, perhaps? Where Pixie secretly models most of the underwear? I'm sure it happens. I don't want this thread to turn into a wum-fest, or to be used as an opportunity for some of you to poke fun at Pixie. But, please, let us explore this fascinating topic in some depth, as a distraction to the start of the forthcoming season. Thanks, lads.
Exactly. That is why he gets zero custom and is disillusioned. Do you understand why I wrote that, now?
Pretending you don't know what a video shop is even though you have got an extensive collection of LFC games on video cassettes. Nice try Sucky.
This would explain where you have been going wrong with women mate. I'm going to have to add this to your expanding library of **** ups mate
I've got some great Betamax vids for sale in my shop. You'll need to be into hairy minge and 70's funk to appreciate them though.
As a proprietor of a filthy porn shop, I can assure you that you cannot finger a dildo. I'd suggest HIAG should pay attention in sex education lessons when the schools go back in order to understand the anatomy of a woman's genitals
Pixie is desperate for the lads to believe that he runs a porn shop, which strongly indicates to me that he doesn't. I'm thinking "small convenience store - the kind that sells out-of-date goods for twice their usual price - with a sub-post office."
That should read 'correct use on himself with a didlo'. Not only have you ****ed up over your 'dildo fingering' comment, you ****ed up trying to squirm out of it.
