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What else could Ashley get away with....?

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  1. NufcBano

    NufcBano Active Member

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    It seems to me that no matter what our illustrious owner does he seems to be able to carry it out at will and get away with it completely, with total ease, and limited backlash... if any at all!

    So I ask myself, what else cud Ash get away with.....?

    What if he....

    ...sold all of our senior players...
    ...sold the training ground...
    ...sold the naming rights of the stadium to a Bangkok transvestite nightclub franchise...
    ...took a **** on the Milburn statue outside the ground...
    ...wipes his ass with the shirt in the middle of the pitch...
    ...smashed open our trophy cabinet, melted them down, and sold them for scrap...
    ...hung his crusty stinking underpants on Sir Bobby Robson bust in the ground...
    ...changed the new home strip to red, and charged us £50 for the privilege...
    ...scraped his name in giant letters onto the Tyne Bridge saying, 'Ashley was here, you daft geordie ****s, haha'
    ...photocopied and stuck a giant picture of his fat face onto the Angel of the North...
    ...spent some money on players....(shocking)
    ...revealed himself to be Peter Ried in a giant fat suit who has been crippling the club from the inside all the time...(they are never in the same room..)
    ...mopped up his spunk with pictures of Milburn, Shearer and Keegan and posted them to their loved ones...
    ...filmed the above and stuck it in on YouTube...
    ...actually made a television interview and said the words '**** The Fans'...

    Do I need to go on...?

    Just what would be the final straw for a city of loyal, passionate and yes, aggressive in nature, fans (in very high numbers) to do something about this useless, disgusting, incompetent, arrogant, fat ****?

    ....because honestly, Im genuinely dying to know.
     
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    NufcBano, Aug 2, 2011
  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    So I ask myself, what else cud Ash get away with.....?

    charging you money to use the bogs at halftime :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Aug 2, 2011
  3. NUFCtomw362

    NUFCtomw362 Active Member

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    Wouldn't get very much. I'm doing that before any Mackem/Liverpool/Bolton fan does it.
     
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    NUFCtomw362, Aug 2, 2011
  4. gotcoffee

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    <laugh> argumentative .. but genuinely very funny .. some crackers in there <ok>
     
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    gotcoffee, Aug 2, 2011
  5. Geordie Gashead

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    Barton has been sent to prison for a vicious assualt, verbually abused an NUFC legend and manager, spent ridiculous amounts of times abusing his bosses on Twitter and punched Pedersen in the stomach for no reason. These are real occurences. Yet people still back him.
     
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  6. overseasTOON

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    If he changed his first name to Dolores I'd be outraged.
     
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    overseasTOON, Aug 2, 2011

  7. Donkey Toon

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    <applause> Don't think anything else needs to be added to that. Perfection! :)
     
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    Donkey Toon, Aug 2, 2011
  8. NufcBano

    NufcBano Active Member

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    Erm, 4 league titles, 6 FA Cups and a European trophy wud fetch quite a not......in the top 10 of all time.
     
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    NufcBano, Aug 2, 2011
  9. ArfaLobbon

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    HAHAHA made me laugh on the dullest of days! REP
     
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    ArfaLobbon, Aug 2, 2011
  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    dude, just roll a fat one and chill....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 2, 2011
  11. MagpieMuzz

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    Quite amusing, given everything that's going on
     
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    MagpieMuzz, Aug 2, 2011
  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think he can pretty much do whatever he wants actually given its his football club
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 2, 2011
  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Hmm using his past criminal record against him despite reforming? Poor show. He has nothing on Mike for the crimes he's committed afterall!!!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 2, 2011
  14. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    beat me to it
     
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    The Secret Ingredient, Aug 2, 2011
  15. NufcBano

    NufcBano Active Member

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    I am chilled. Uve never seen me go on one............yet.
     
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    NufcBano, Aug 2, 2011
  16. Santiago Munez

    Santiago Munez Well-Known Member

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    He could become a catholic priest and get away with bumming our youth team?
     
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    Santiago Munez, Aug 2, 2011
  17. NufcBano

    NufcBano Active Member

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    nice, he probably wud.
     
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    NufcBano, Aug 2, 2011
  18. Santiago Munez

    Santiago Munez Well-Known Member

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    He could make a new video with sam allardyce- two fat men one cup.
     
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    Santiago Munez, Aug 2, 2011
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