As a lover of the absurd, like myself I give you Whimsicott. He is a little brown though, I hope that's ok. please log in to view this image
Saw a load of these soppy ****s walking about over Ally Pally park today glued to their phones. I assume it is socially acceptable to throw rocks at them, or at least plastic bottles filled with piss?
hopefully more of this to come. Can you imagine of this country went to a world war again? I think we'd lose this time
The LYT have been defeated, Pokemon now rule the world. Jiffy sadly chasing his imaginary friends blindly in to the Persian Gulf while Toby was last seen blowing his last gasping bubbles out of their leaders arse. SI displays a wry smile of relief as he knows the sad passing saves himself 20 notes. Aldo hits the bottle grieving for his much loved but lost friends. Toby's squalor goes back up for rent, Dev rejoices and goes in search of a new enemy, while Iain still has everyone on block so will be saved from any grief, mean while Gambol & Kev were celebrating over Chicken dinner at 6.
Isn't your name Kevahn? Yer 34C-28-36, 5" 7', wear skip caps backwards and crave white meat? PS. Sorry I missed dinner tonite.
Aldo was never in the LYT. Nor is Toby as far as I'm aware. I don't have any friends so there has never been a time when i "hit the bottle" grieving for anyone. I hit the bottle because i like it, i drink vodka to stop me turning into a boring **** like you. Just saying like.
You hit the bottle because you have a sad, boring empty life, nothing to do with me. Just saying like.