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Ask Me Anything Episode 7 - Gambol

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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    After yesterday's depressing AMA, we've decided to feature one of GC's longest ever posters in the panicked hope that the popular GC thread series can be saved from Kevin's AMA holocaust.

    Today's poster is famed for his mangled hand and utterly distressing alcohol addicition. He wouldn't be described as popular, but he's definitely not hated, let's just describe him as pitied.

    That's right, on the thread today, answering YOUR questions, we have Gambol!

    1. Is Halloween your favourite time of year, because you can show off your horribly disfigured hand?
    2. Whit's yer real joab?
    3. Does your family know about your heartbreaking daily battle with wine?
    4. A West Coast Urban Legend states that you had a digit grafted on to your ball sack to try to make up for your lack of length and girth. Is this what really happened to your SICKENING and GROTESQUE hand disability?
    5. How's yer bird?
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Did the Star Wars nerd shag you in the Maldives?
     
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  3. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    1 Do I know you?

    2 What pubs in North Lanarkshire do you normally drink in?
     
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    Null, Jul 19, 2016
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  4. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    The Archie McTash Arms.
     
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    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Goody, time for a Gambol quiz.

    1) Do you know the way to San Jose?
    2) Does the absence of a finger alter how you tug?
    3) What is your favourite sandwich?
    4) Can you describe, in very precise detail, what your Fuddy looks like?
    5) Did you lose your finger in a particularly aggressive pokey bum w*nk session and if not can you remind us how it happened?
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yasssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Answers coming soon.....
     
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  7. Patience

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    <party>
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    1. Why are you so old? 2.What happened in your life to make you such a lonely depressing attention whore? 3. Did Tina swallow? 4. When are you going to start playing XboxOne with me online? 5. What are your favourite brand of ciggies and would you ever stop smoking, knowing it would turn you into one of those ****ish judgemental inferior ex-smoker ****s? Are you ever worried that you drink so much red wine you're slowly becoming french?
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    (posting on my shocking excuse of a phone)
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I know everything there is to know about Allen.

    pm me for details
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Do you regret being born?
     
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  12. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Halifax just put 500 quid I to my account. Says mortgage refund <laugh>

    Today is a good day

    Up the Defence Association

    Scan forever
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Think I'll preorder the Xbox one S now. Prob won't even play it but feel like im missing out :bandit:
     
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Can you list all the original not606ers who have never changed their name? ( Unlike all the annoying ****s who have)
     
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  17. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Maybe if you spent a bit more time on here instead of having a life, you'd know who we all are.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I actually took over this account from my wee brother. He was Neville. Bet you never knew that?
     
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  19. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Tidied up + added a couple more <ok>
     
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  20. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    The wan that came tae gie ye hauners in kelvingrove park?
     
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