Ask Me Anything Episode 7 - Gambol

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Patience

Patience

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After yesterday's depressing AMA, we've decided to feature one of GC's longest ever posters in the panicked hope that the popular GC thread series can be saved from Kevin's AMA holocaust.

Today's poster is famed for his mangled hand and utterly distressing alcohol addicition. He wouldn't be described as popular, but he's definitely not hated, let's just describe him as pitied.

That's right, on the thread today, answering YOUR questions, we have Gambol!

1. Is Halloween your favourite time of year, because you can show off your horribly disfigured hand?
2. Whit's yer real joab?
3. Does your family know about your heartbreaking daily battle with wine?
4. A West Coast Urban Legend states that you had a digit grafted on to your ball sack to try to make up for your lack of length and girth. Is this what really happened to your SICKENING and GROTESQUE hand disability?
5. How's yer bird?
 
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Goody, time for a Gambol quiz.

1) Do you know the way to San Jose?
2) Does the absence of a finger alter how you tug?
3) What is your favourite sandwich?
4) Can you describe, in very precise detail, what your Fuddy looks like?
5) Did you lose your finger in a particularly aggressive pokey bum w*nk session and if not can you remind us how it happened?
 
1. Why are you so old? 2.What happened in your life to make you such a lonely depressing attention whore? 3. Did Tina swallow? 4. When are you going to start playing XboxOne with me online? 5. What are your favourite brand of ciggies and would you ever stop smoking, knowing it would turn you into one of those ****ish judgemental inferior ex-smoker ****s? Are you ever worried that you drink so much red wine you're slowly becoming french?
 
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Toby said:
1. Why are you so old?
2.What happened in your life to make you such a lonely depressing attention whore?
3. Did Tina swallow?
4. When are you going to start playing XboxOne with me online?
5. What are your favourite brand of ciggies and would you ever stop smoking, knowing it would turn you into one of those ****ish judgemental inferior ex-smoker ****s?
6. Are you ever worried that you drink so much red wine you're slowly becoming french?
7. Could you help Mick code a 'Dislike' button into this ****heap of a site?
8. If you were brb, would you kill yourself?
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Tidied up + added a couple more <ok>
 
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