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Breaking news**** Henry 8th my great grandfather

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ACWORTH2016, Jul 18, 2016.

  1. ACWORTH2016

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    clarified by local historian ****
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    **** historian?
     
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    Looking forward to the public execution of fenian troublemaker and anti-Royalist scum, Iain Teuchter Kawimbe.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    May I suggest that the return of public executions is indeed King Jonno's first act when he takes up his rightful position.
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

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    Nobody won a Kingdom by asking for it....

    Right Jono the lads are behind you,:
    Dev's your captain of the guard Toby is your tactician as long as you still have cavalry
    Simon is your jester
    Eddie is your MI5,6, MOSSAD , NASA
    Jiffy is your minister for the disabled
    Edge is in charge of the treasury
    Gambol is the hand of the king
    Tina is your mighty steed
    Pud is the royal food taster
    Aldo will keep your Queen, Monacoger,in line
    The LYT and the Pooves are your storm troopers
    Scan is the Royal Artist
    Trev is the ambassador 2 Croatia
    Mindy is thinking this was funny when he started it ...
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Wouldn't Gambol be Littlefinger?
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Doesn't make sense Jonno, there should be a lot more than one "great" in there because of the years he was alive
     
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    Hanging would be too good for you, you bullying papist ****.
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

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    He was almost internal decorator
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Don't spoil it with technicalities.
     
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh> beat me to it.

    Although jonno is **** ugly, and so was Henry VIII.
     
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  12. pompeymeowth

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    Maybe he means Great as in Henry 8 was a really great guy, who often took his many offspring to madrigal concerts, 900 a side, village pigs bladder football matches and pay per veiw cock fights.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Doubtful
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  16. GroveRanger

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    This is the hardest spot the difference I've seen.
     
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  17. ACWORTH2016

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    HENSE WHY WE ARE RELATED LOL
     
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  18. ACWORTH2016

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    WE GOT A LAWYER NOW KICKING SOME ASS FROM NEXT WEEK
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I used to know a guy called henry who sold weed but only in small quantities, we called him Henry the eighth.
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

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    <laugh> you funny fool.
     
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