Off Topic Thread may go down faster than a turk coup. But why are you

On this forum on a saturday night?

Dont be shy. Im probably the saddest case on here at the moment.

Gaffer is away. Turned my nose up at free scran and booze for a german party. A city full of bars and sex dens. Yet i cant be arsed to go out.

Im quite happy contemplating the world, on my lonesome with a few cans sat outside people watching. Sat is just another day.


You?

 

2 o'clock nowt on the box. Have an appointment at 5pm with some relatives of the clampits to list some land. Proper chew on driving out there , really cant be arsed.

 

Clampits. Loaded..

I vaguely remember the show.

 

proper rednecks like, 3 teeth between the lot of them.

 

But probably wealthy as ****.

 

oh aye , piece of land is worth upwards of 2 million. Tidy 200k commission if it sells.

 

Sweet home Alabana.

 

We have no plans this weekend, chill time for me and wifey.

Next weekend quiet.

Following 3 weekends away.

Just depends if I've nowt going on, or a spare half hour here and there to waste, reading which post code in Sunderland folk were born in

 

Not that ****ing many. Ya chesire cat.

 

Probably less on the United board with an M postcode

 

50/50.

Sat night tv must be ****e still?

 

Only you saw on the island of Zante in the resort in Greece slightly pissed at the moment

 

. I love you big fella. No idea what the **** you have just typed but i love you.

 

Unfortunately disabled and housebound at the moment (have been for a good while now) but hopefully things are starting to improve and by later this year..... you never know!

 

I'm out with family in a pub in south shields drinking stella but bored stiff lol. Hate family get togethers
#grumpyget

 

Bollox. Sorry about that. Im not gonna pry.

 

Stella. Families. Not good.

My comiserations on the family bonding. Aweful things

 

Just in from work - making some scran!!

Bart

PS - nice Red Wine breathing away!!

 

I know this speakerphone is great

 

Good man.