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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 13, 2016.

  1. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    If your answer to the question is you want to be a pedant then just say so!

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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Only if a pedant is a fish. I'd like to be able to swim!
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The last time I did one like this, I had a lot of people arguing the finer points of that very statement as I just put 'animals'.... this time I've 'expanded' :afro:
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Or so my new Toon top size says.... o_O
     
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    I've won if there's ever a war in our animal kingdom
     
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    Im Changing from Dolphin to a Charzard! If any one wants to tell me a Charzard isnt real, well you havent played Pokemon go have you!
     
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    I'd like to change to Unicorn.
    They're cute, the chicks love them and they always have the horn.
     
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  8. Commachio

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    A gay horse.
     
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  9. pauljohnhutch

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    orca top of the chain, plus get to bang quite a few women, non of this swans mating for life lark
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Just cos they are blaxk and white?

    Also kept in aquariums. At least great whites think **** this.
     
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    Sparrow or Crow,
    and s*** on the bastards below as the song goes....

    Failing that a Snow Leopard or White Wolf.
     
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  12. abc CissesCurriedGoat abc

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    I'd like to be a Perch






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    I miss James....
     
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    A sloth because I can take my ti


    me.
     
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  14. Captainchaos.

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    Can I come back as an Androminan?
     
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    If I could avoid being caught I'd be a lobster....and live forever :) Then at least I might get to see the toon win summit !!!
     
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    I think you will find orca's take out great whites( were not talking quay side either). Thought you would like orca's (Free willy )
     
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  17. General Lee Speaking

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    Yeah but you'd need human beings to invent an underwater TV to show the football to the fishes which is unlikely, although probably more likely than Newcastle winning something
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    A normal telly could be put in a sealed plastic bag and lowered down on a rope by a big crab.
     
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    Who's going to put it in a plastic bag though? Human beings, who he can't communicate with to ask them to do it in the first place.... because he's a ****ing lobster! Plus, come on man, the bag's not going to be water tight, and I doubt you'd get an extension cord that long. Not to mention, I doubt you'd receive much of a TV/satellite signal at the bottom of the sea. Cable TV! I hear you cry. As if Virgin Media would do an installation in the mid-Atlantic. It's a no-goer I'm afraid.
     
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    Who would be paying for the TVs licence?
     
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