Wide Ye

Wid,what did she do?

 

Nah, she's the colour of a pint of milk.

 

^^^ yet more racism

 

Ah wid

 

You live in Scotland ya bam, nae wonder you rarely get a shag.

 

Catch?

 

Aye, she needs her ****ing hole booted.

 

That's why I'm normally to be found hanging around outside tanning salons getting knockbacks until the Polis move me on.

 

So who is she then?

 

Frank Maloney

 

With red lips like that, he/she would give a decent blow job.

 

Ciaran, if that's yer bird, aye I wid.

 

She pretended to be that murdered toddler's (James bulged) ghost on Twitter.

And I wid

 

Ah, she's into fantasy. Nice.

 

Thought they got a pensioner for that

 

Wid, she could feel my presence any time.

 

Kirung having a bird