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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Jul 14, 2016.

  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Looking forward to being regaled about the exciting, action-packed, and scandalous last two weeks on GC! Whit's happ'nin' troops, other than The LYT still bossing it as per the script?
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You been away for 2 weeks? I suppose 2 weeks is a normal length of holiday. I honestly didn't think you'd been away that long. Did you manage to get free airport parking?
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    It was actually 16 days to be precise. How is Patience, mate?

    RE Update: I have picked up on someone potentially admitting that they have beaten their wife? Link, please.
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Collymore
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Hmm, I'd hoped it would have been someone on here.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Nicky, can you not **** off for another 16 days?
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    **** off, KFC-buying piece of Fenian ****.
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not that I know of, I suppose a few might have got a slap after the Celtic result. Pud is going to be a dad and he seems happy enough so I doubt he was giving any stomach punches, maybe a few face slaps though. My money is on Dev, he has been in a foul mood since Tuesday evening
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Great news for Pud.

    Aren't you expecting another drain on society as well? <ok>

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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> yep next month mate
     
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    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <party>

    Nice wan, Iain. A family of 23 Catholic darkies. No wonder the huns on here hate you.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Updates:

    - Iain revealed his identity and the fact she is a sheep shagger

    - Dev hates gazza because he's a wife beater. It Must be stressed that Dev is NOT a wife beater.

    - Scan got a new burd. Still waiting on pics.

    - ST passed away <peacedove>

    - Toby revealed he lives with a Pole and a Hoover.

    - Trev set up the christening of lebowskis south this weekend. Good timing jiffy <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Where abouts in Thailand were you, Nick?
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Not saying it's Dev but it's Dev.
     
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    Hi Trev,

    Bangkok and then Phuket (Surin, Kamala, day trip to Patong etc). I vetoed the Island trips because I can't be doing with spastic gap year folk and spastic hippies in MC Hammer trousers cutting about.

    Can confirm that on some beaches, mainly Naithon and Nai Yung, that they still haven't managed to clean up from the 2004 Act of God.

    Can also confirm that being an Arab, I am appalled at the filthy Asians and some of the living conditions they put up with.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Patong is beast. Did you shag any men?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    He's claiming no whoring but I'm not buying it.
     
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    Did you get a shock when you went for the reach around?Did you go to the Elephant show?These are the important questions that need answering.
     
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    welcome back jiffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    f*ckin yaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Jiffy
    We still haven't been told who won the 'Whose the most stupid' thread !
    I suspect that it might be a certain T.May - with the Cabinet reshuffle -- until, that is, when Boris opens his mouth to speak -- he could give Toby a decent run for his money ! ( Kevin won't be happy - but he's too busy clearing up dog **** from inside his caravan - and Toby's getting blow jobs from a vacuum cleaner, whilst having a pole up his arse )
     
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