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Protests Tomorrow?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by The Armband, Aug 1, 2011.

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  1. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Not as much as the ownership issues and personnel issues. The players becoming disillusioned with Ashley and Llambias lying and being ****s. De Ja ****ing vu time lads. We're ****ed.
     
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  2. Cal.

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    He'd think they're a new type of sausage roll and eat them though. <diva>
     
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  3. Jonasaurus-rex

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    He may choke trying to keep up with the amount being thrown at him, I would worship the man who choked ashley to death with his mutilated penis! what a hero!
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Have heard a story along that line.
     
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  5. KingoStarr

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    Well I don't like to brag but mine alone would probably choke him to death never mind the other 51 999 ;)
     
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    KingoStarr, Aug 2, 2011
  6. Jonasaurus-rex

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    <laugh> i'm sure it is mate! cut it off and chuck it at ashley then ;)
     
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  7. KingoStarr

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    <laugh> I wouldn't want to give him the honour of being so close to it so I'll leave it to the others thanks
     
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  8. Agent Bruce

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    You can go first then, no point in 51,999 fans losing their manhood pointlessly.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Aug 2, 2011
  9. KingoStarr

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    Erm Erm wheres the run smiley when you need it ;)
     
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  10. Jonasaurus-rex

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    Be a man and give up your manhood!
     
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  11. KingoStarr

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    Well when are you doing it?!?! I don't see you at the front of the queue!
     
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  12. Jonasaurus-rex

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    I'm not the one claiming my penis could choke him on it's own! <laugh>
     
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  13. KingoStarr

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    Just cause I made the claim doesn't mean I want to part with my python! <laugh>
     
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  14. Jonasaurus-rex

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    <laugh> You know you want to get rid of the python for the good of the club!
     
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  15. KingoStarr

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    Well pythons constrict round the body and neck so at a stretch I could try that whilst keeping it attached to me?
    I feel this is a better option or could just slap his face with it would be like being beaten with a baseball bat
     
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  16. Jonasaurus-rex

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    Oh man i laughed alot just then! as long as he dies i suppose it is fine!
     
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  17. Arfa's Left Foot

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    <whistle>
     
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  18. KingoStarr

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    I'm glad my multi purpose penis death trap has improved your evening :p

    Didn't realise they'd genetically engineered worms to be that big? ;)
     
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  19. MrRAWhite

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    I agree that you should all go down this road, because it is common knowledge that you are nowt but a bunch of cocks...
     
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