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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Jul 4, 2016.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    "Don't leave in a huff, let me call you a cab and you can leave in a minute and a huff"
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Booo!!!! Get aff the ****in stage! <grr>
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    He missed attempting - and failing - to correct people's grammar (well, mine mostly).

    please log in to view this image
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    It's a cry for help or attention
     
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  5. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    :emoticon-0176-smoke.

    ****s
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Watch out for missing commas etc, he'll be on your case.
     
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  7. brb

    brb CR250

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    So not a denial...followed by a deflective bite. As for a job im fine thanks, unlike you living in a shack and wetting yourself with excitement because you can see the gherkin hahahaha
     
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  8. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    I think I've just met Mrs.Toby !
    We've ( that's Mrs. alwaysright and I - not me and Mrs.Toby ! ), have just returned from the supermarket. As we entered the store, a woman emerged, pushing a trolley full of groceries. In the baby seat was -- a baby. It couldn't have been more than a year old.
    The woman stopped walking. Looked around and then said " I've forgotten where I parked the car." She continues to peer across the horizon of the car park - then turns to her child and asks " Can you remember where I parked the car ? "
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Not quite Ponders, what i actually said was
    I think it works and is quite acceptable in grammatical terms, even though some don't understand what was actually said, as some have a habit of 'quote mining'.
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    That's not how the word or the English language works.

    Keep on trying though <rofl>

    Sad, desperate, lonely old man.
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Pie supper followed by pizza crunch for lunch today methinks.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    How the English language "works"?

    That's deep man.

    <laugh>
     
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  13. User Deleted

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    top notch stuff, 2 rolls n deep fried mars bar, curry sauce for this former racist
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Litany - tedious recital or repetitive series

    ...so sez the Oxford English Dictionary and I think those guys would know.

    Therefore, I rule in favour of Dev. Thread closed.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So there ends your litany of munchie boxes?
     
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  16. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    haha this argument is way over my head guys yous must have heart attacks when u see some of the grammar i hit out with lol

    fck yer swiss guard and yer vatican
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>

    Some will like this not at all.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Infamy, infamy, they've all got it infamy.
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Funny how in glesga we put a pie in a roll but when ye order a hamburger supper it disny come in a roll!!! Whacky!!
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I always get a buttered roll with a hamburger supper and put the burger in it.
     
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