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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jun 30, 2016.

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  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    14. With a girl from Bedford. At a hotel in Mayrhofen, Austria. School trip. :rolleyes:
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I take it the relationship went downhill after that?
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    My first ride went at it so hard I thought she'd snapped my chap in half. Lying there thinking "is this it? one shag and a broken nob?! I'll never schtupp again!" Thankfully normal service was resumed and I have gone on to have a career as a prolific swordsman since then.
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Her name was Suzanne. Her dad was a giant Glaswegian, who one afternoon got home early from his shift at Fords in Swaythling, to catch us not quite on the job but curled up together in a post coital glow.

    I've had an irrational fear of Glaswegians ever since.
     
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    For sure...

    Women can't resist fat little midgets <ok>
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    17 years old.
    With my, at the time, girlfriend - in her bedroom.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Tis true tho. Mibby am the guy that started the trend.

    Wee blonde burd who came from Chelmsford. She had cheek bones like Debbie Harry.
     
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  8. Null

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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    And arse bones like a dray mare.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. ACWORTH2016

    ACWORTH2016 Banned

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    CHINESE BIRD IF I RECALL SHE HAD VERY SMALL PAIR OF TITS BUT A NICE ASS back row of the cinema when I was 18 lol
     
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    ACWORTH2016, Jun 30, 2016
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  12. Ponders Revisited

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  13. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  14. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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  15. Null

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    In before Si
     
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  16. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    ****
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aye, but what age were you when you first had sex with a girl?
     
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  18. brb

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    My first shag was with Gambol the cuddly Mutt <smooch> x
     
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    No need for you to contribute. You stick to your spunk stained Watford duvet with Elton ****.
     
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    44d the biggest pair of tits ive ever had lol as said before when I was shagging her the bird was screaming oh yes oh yes I never felt so embarrassed after I pulled her on the Friday and shagged her on the Saturday lol only in Lewisham!!!!! one of bob marleys relatives aparantly rather fit she had her belly button pearced if I recall I nearly got my tongue stuck in it lol about 1997 this was lol
     
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