Archers was in Shirley as opposed to with a bird called Shirley, unless of course her name was Shirley which would be awesome. Mine was above a shop in Greenford with (you won't believe this) an older bird.
I was 24. I had courted Julie for years and despite sleeping with most of my pals, she kept me waiting as she knew I was the 'one'. Sadly, since that first shag, I've realised that I am a latent marmite miner and cannot get enough cock inside my dilapidated rusty bullet hole.
i was 9 and there was these two hot american students living next door so i nailed em both still in contact with one of them the other one is sadly no longer with us rip
Tomato Greenhouse on Selsey Bill. Probably the same for most of the locals, there are about a million square feet of greenhouses there. They weren't Cherry tomatoes, but great big beef, salad ones.
When I worked as a gardener at the estate of some local toffs, the Lady of the house took a shine to me as her husband was paralysed from the waist down. Our first tender embrace took place in the greenhouse when I was but 16.
14 in Silloth with a burd who was 18. She had pubes and everything. She also had a wee jack Russell that bit me on the ankle on the way up to her bedroom. ****.
I thought that said Shiloh at first and thought to myself **** me I didn't know Aldo fought in the American civil war.
