Definitely a tricky choice this one. Both games have plenty to look forward to on paper. Think I might go for Italy vs Ireland, purely because Italy have made 8 changes - a great chance for the Irish.
In my head you're saying that in that bloke who used to do the Barrratts adverts voice. Sounds good. Or maybe him who did the Carlsberg ads years ago.
Ted Moult. Everest Double Glazing. "You only fit double glazing once, so fit the best, fit Everest". It's all about gravitas, y'ken?
Ted was only 60 when he blew his brains out. Kinell how old did they look in them days. But ye Ted and Half man will do
We had a shot on target, I repeat, we had a shot on target, this is not a drill!! Should've ****ing scored....
Keane goes on about needing players to get stuck in, take a card, even a red, if its for the team. Tackle hard and have balls. Then leaves Meyler out. For that, he can GTF. Irish ****.
Fair play to the Irish they are giving it a good go, though they need to score one whilst they are on the front foot.
No draughts ‘cos that’d be daft A feather acknowledges Newton And a ball and chain let loose on the pane Can only smash your nerves In the hibernating season Fit the best, it stands to reason No complaining where it’s raining Thanks to Mr Moult, wahey! Genius.
Wait a minute - if the official behind the line saw Long get hit in the head as the replay would suggest - surely it's a penalty?
There was a short time I used to substitute "Rain, shine or gale force nine his frames remain intact" with "Rain, shine or gale force nine his brains remained intact" You're right, genius. I'm listening to Achtung Bono whilst watching the football, it's almost perfection.
