EU Referendum

Exactly like Scottish independence referendum

Replace out/leave with yes
In/remain with no
St George of ... With st Andrew of Greece

 

I don't know if this is a wind up but I've just received a text on my phone saying I've won £250 or I can have tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute act all I have to do is press 1 for the money 2 for the show.!!!!!!!

 

That's our league titles vesus yours m8

 

Fot use wer goin fur 55 is yr m9.

 

Aye but I counted last years

 

Google translate?

 

Carl Perkins first performed that song. Not Elvis. It's a con.

 

Of course the whole referendum is one huge conspiracy and the result is already being brought into question by "those in the know" (Kaiser) who maintain the establishment will never let us leave regardless of how the vote goes tomorrow. Nice and convenient to have a conspiracy theory when you've lost.

My chickens haven't been counted yet but let's just say more of them are pecking at the Remain feeder than the Brexit one.

 

You do give a mean hand job

 

My octopus has yet to decide. In fact he's still busy trying to **** a set of bagpipes left lying around from the last referendum.

Can't get the tartan pyjamas off it apparently.

 

I don't know why we don't have a one World currency and a one world Government I'm sick of these little Europe types not wanting to open the boarders to every single country on this planet.
Nothing stopping you from relocating to Sudan or Ethiopia you racists.

 

Nothing to stop you living on the Isle of Man or Malta with all the other bitter and twisted alcoholics.

 

I only drink at weekends fatso and I hope you get gang raped by Aids ridden Muslamic economic migrants you frothing spastic.

 

Weekend still start on a Thursday and end on a Tuesday does it?

 

No that was the Easter Bank holiday .

 

Those were the days.