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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Blackhawk Down

    Patience gives out free blowjobs
     
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    NIG-HUR

    Mistreated fenian Jiffy Nig-Hur takes revenge on his fellow taigs who mocked his disability in a climatic Wheelchair Race
     
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    Run Fatboy Run
    Monaco ****es it from a makem OAP and runs all the way to Spain.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    The first rule of fight club - you do not talk about Cowcaddens Underpass

    The second rule of fight club - YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT COWCADDENS UNDERPASS
     
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    Days of Thunder
    Pud and Scan eat a few munchie boxes that MacDonners were giving away for free. Hilarity ensues as both get the ****s and cover most of Finneston in a brown runny goo and a thick air a potent gas that can kill sparrows.
     
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    Tremors

    Monaco gives up drinking for a week.
     
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    Nightmare on Kerrydale Street

    Having burned to death after a Celtic fan lit a firework at Celtic Park, horribly deformed daemon, Venom embarks on a terrifying slaughter of The Green Brigade
     
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    A fictional movie?
     
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    BraveFart

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    Starring Gambol as the erstwhile Scottish freedom fighter who is invited round to King Edward's gaff for a round the table discussion on politics but after 16 pints of mead and a plateful of rancid haggis goes to do a 'silent but violent' fart but instead voids his bowels all over Edward's best settee causing the outbreak of war and leads to his subsequent demise.
     
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    Russ the Barbarian

    Between the time when the Taxman killed Rangers and the rise of the Sons of Struth, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Dev, destined to wear the dirty glove upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure!
     
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    Our hero heads up to Garelochead with a meatfeast combo for a Mr Dennis Advocado. Upon ringing the bell, a clearly irate looking dwarf is talking on the phone about a "resolution 12" to Clyde Super-scoreboard. Upon presenting the dwarf with the bill, a circular argument ensues where our hero tops himself after being bored to death with "bold statements in italics" and other sentences in different fonts and writing styles.
     
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    <laugh><applause>
     
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    Baillieston Burning

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    Story of a group of Nigels who are lured to Glasgow with the promise of ching, whizz, eckies and a Munchiebox. Archers, Toby, Duncan and Pompey were all friends from Sooth ay they Burder who go missing after a night out with some mysterious ginger headed natives. Although Toby wasn't black his general levels of self maintenance were such that the grime from his squat rendered him darker than the others and for that reason he was lynched with the legend LYT carved with a Stanley knife into his chest.

    Detective Dev has his work cut out trying to find the truth amongst the lower classes of Glasgow with the all pervading sense of racism and the whiff of Buckfast in the air.
     
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    Following a nasal accident, a young successful Edge moves his wife from smog infested London to a cleaner climate, however his new job comes with new responsibilities, easy access to other people's money and sits across from Jimmy Choo's

    See the true story behind the financial meltdown
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    10,000 B-C.

    A modern retelling of the classic Brewsters Millions in which our hero is tasked to losing £10K on both teams to score in Lithuania A Lyga and Finland Kolmonen.

    Duration: 90 mins
     
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    Many Poppins
    Documentary uncovering people's attempts at be in ****e at spelling as some sort of intentional prank.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Kwality stuff, lads <laugh>
     
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    The Gamboler
    Tale a of a chain smoking alcoholic who will do anything for sex. The story takes a dark twist after a "female" from an internet forum advises that she'll "suck him dry" in exchange for a finger...
     
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