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Not606 TV + Film remakes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Jun 21, 2016.

  1. EDGE.

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    Casawanker - As *****Ger leaves his Garngad bedsit in pursuit of a zulu princess, he stops off in Morocco to buy a fake Celtic top only to be shunned by the locals as his poisonous personality is uncovered through his contorted ginger face.
     
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    Crocodile Dundee Donnie - The film begins with our star sitting in student accommodation in Dundee taking multiple cocks in the dungbox before heading off to Edinburgh to harvest acorns. There he meets Patrick Harvie of the Scotch Green Party who shares his passion for penis and rancid vegetarian spunk infused farts. Both guys, keen to promote their hatred of Rangers and promote their homosexual catholic agenda embark on an evil scheme to climb the ladder of British politics and force all Protestant children to be forcibly raped by Roman clergy.
     
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    Big trouble in Little China

    Duncan Donuts, wearing a white vest 3 sizes too wee for him, gets into all kinds of trouble as he dumps his wife in their studio apartment in W1 to take photos of randoms on trains and buses while snorting line s of ching, drinking ****e beer and smoking fake snouts.
     
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    ****about.

    The epic docu-drama of all GCers who have undertaken the pilgrimage to Australia and suffered a sunburned penis while having a chug out in the Jenny Agutter inspired bush.
     
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    Predator
    Grove Ranger out and about

    Predator 2
    Grove Range out and about ...this time it's personal (incest)
     
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    Can only be one star in that then <ok>
     
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    Me
     
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    The Dam Blisters starring jiffy ****ing furiously. I can't think of anything else
     
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    Oh oh, I've thought of another one.

    The Dambusters, starring ****** the Dog
     
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    The **** of MonacoGer
    Everybody who has met him are filmed in this warts and all documentary, advising that MonacoGer is indeed a special kind of ****!
     
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    ***** Unchained

    Beaten and enslaved Catholic prick, Monaco, finally breaks the shackles of slavery from Patience and her banana plantation-owning family.
     
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    The Mindy Project
    Mind the Step embarks in a career in project management. Hilarity ensures as all his projects fail... spectacularly.
     
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    Starring Julie Lochrie, with fake nose and nostrils
     
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    Hoodsmellas

    The true rags-to-riches story of Glasgow's biggest crime syndicate, The LYT, and how their penchant for sniffing the clitoral hoods of hookers almost cost them their empire.
     
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    The Wolf of Brechin Street

    The story of scan's rise to the top of the bag piping scene.
     
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    The Stoner Man

    DI Dev is sent to a remote Scottish island to investigate the disappearance of a young girl. Mostly gets stoned and picks fights with the locals before they finally have enough of him and burn him to death in a giant Stoner Man.
     
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    School of Cock

    Grove Ranger becomes sick of his tedious 'management' position, and decides to quit and become a teacher in a private boarding school for boys. Once he has managed to entrench himself in almost all activities - swimming club, camping as Scout leader, soggy biscuit in the dorm - he begins his meticulous plan to rip puckered up and pink virgin farters like the horrible peado he is.

    HBO Production
     
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    3 men and a baby

    Grove, RobSpur and MalteseMick

    Snuff movie
     
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    Super Size Me

    Docudrama following Pud who takes on the challenge of eating Super Size McDonald's at meal times, every time the staff at McDonald's fail to recite the Aramaic Bible in binary code
     
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    The Human Centipaedo

    ER gets a job in Venom's nursery and glues his lips onto some poor young loons butthole.

    Venom ends up getting raped again.
     
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