That's me down to a t James Aaron "Jamesie" Cotter (Tony Roper) [1988-2014]: Rab's longtime friend, as well as chronic serial philanderer and self-described 'scumbag'. Jamesie is always seen with his trademark shabby sports jacket and bottle of Irn-Bru. On one occasion he has been described by his wife as "a slippery-lookin' article, about 93-year-old, wearing crusty jeans, with the eyes of an unemployed rapist". On several occasions he has played the part of the devil on Rab's shoulder, urging him to take up drinking again in "Clean". His attitude towards women - he is very keen on having sexual relations with any number of women but refuses to trust them - is implied to have stemmed from a traumatic relationship with his cancer-ridden mother; he spent much of his childhood tending to her, receiving little but abuse in return.
please log in to view this image Deliverance - This is the weekend they didn't invite GroveRanger to play golf. Four Not606 GCers, Stodgy, Scan, Moncacoger and Mick all decide to visit sunny Norfolk to play golf but instead end up in kayaks on the Norfolk Broads where Duncan Donuts and his cousin/brother/uncle (all the same bloke) decide to make Scan squeal like a pig by indulging in bottom related activities. Scan is only saved when Mon follows Patience's jungle survivalist training and makes a bow and arrow from reeds and pops off Duncan mid-thrust. They all escape and vow never to go back to Norfolk again but Stodgy insists on keeping his rubber wetsuit wife beater on the whole way home.
please log in to view this image Man Bites Nig Story of an obsessive psychopath who trawls the internet searching for "The Truth" and uncovers a conspiracy involving the Illuminati, Big Foot, the Loch Ness Monster, the Moon Landings and Roswell which all points towards a mysterious figure in the Middle East who bombards football related blogs and forums with sectarian vitriol. The psycho tracks down the mysterious man only know as "The Dog" and indulges in his own particular fetish of Odaxelagnia whereby he proceeds to chew on The Dog's nether regions, tugging himself off whilst wearing a tin foil hat.
Late 20s 4 young men on a quest to be popular among faceless internet friends. Starring *****ger, the prosecco ****, the stodgy fat ****e and jiffy the **** Villains include venom & dev
