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  1. Mind The Duck

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    Lolita

    ER stars in a home movie, ****ing, for 90 minutes
     
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    images.jpg Weekend at Pudding 's 4.

    MD & Bucks_is_leeds visit their pal Pudding in his flashy 2 bedroom house with luxury man cave shed.
    Unfortunately Pud has a massive heart attack and dies but that doesn't stop the fun for the mad cap pair who put shades on him and drive him about in his own car.
    Drink all his booze and generally just take the piss out of the deceased Scotsman.
    Rated 15
     
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    Retired police detective Dev is seen mumbling to himself, apparently drunk, sitting on a bench outside a disused gas station. The scene then shifts to events in the recent past. Dev is ice fishing, then driving to work. After work, he goes to a restaurant, where the Department has thrown him a retirement party. Police captain Eric Pollack gives Jerry a gift, a fishing trip in Mexico. The party is interrupted by the disappearence of a child, Maddie.
    In the final scene, reflecting the first, Dev sits on a bench in front of the ruined gas station, apparently drunk, mumbling to himself that the girl is still out there.
     
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    I was going to use that next <laugh>
     
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    A documentary showing the extra things you can do on your holiday if you go for the full two weeks as opposed to 12 days, featuring nobody in particular.
     
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    Kevin and Gerry go large

    2 gormless virgins head over to Ibiza because they heard that some legend named Trev had been there and they thought if they went they'd be cool like him but he just ridicules the pair relentlessly. Gerry ends up marrying a darkie hooker at the end.
     
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    I can't help but think that this is somehow aimed at me.
     
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    Zulu - Or How I Met Your Mom

    Romantic Comedy starring Monaco set during the decline of the British Empire
     
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    <laugh> cheeky ****
     
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    The Neverending Story

    ER rambles on relentlessly about ****e no one cares about.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The Neverending Story

    Rangers.
     
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    One Hundred and One Dalmatians

    Can College Drop Out Joker stay celibate, win the bet and get the girl at the end?

    From the makers of King Dong - Monkeying Around
     
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    The Neverending Story 2

    Sevco
     
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    @Gambol
     
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    :emoticon-0159-musicGambol lifts a finger
    And a mouse isn't there:emoticon-0159-music
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The Neverending Story - 3 - Still all about the Rangers
     
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    The Titanic

    Rangers
     
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    Hilarity ensues in Big Momma's Hoose when Patience Kawimbe's obese mother finds out that her grandson, DeShaun Leeroy Tyrone Kawimbe, was fathered by the horrible, white, middle-aged, fenian scumbag, Gerry Monaco.
     
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