please log in to view this image Julie Lochrie, Dev, ST, and Trev star in new Scottish Crime drama ***gart where a small, resentful, and balding detective and his naive, ginger sidekick repeatedly try to prove that their SNP-voting colleague is a ****ter. Dev is angry at the world after being booted out the army for trying to whistleblow the bumming initiations and since then has been on a homophobic rampage through Scottish society. Trev has a drug habit, and also harbors gangland ties to a feared Glasgow crime gang and is often torn between loyalty to his LYT comrades, or to his career. ST may or may not be a ****ter, and the viewer is never sure if ST even knows. The most naturally gifted detective, this riles Dev increasingly as the series progresses. Julie has big nostrils.
please log in to view this image Eric G. Raper stars in popular American TV series, Bumming Dad, in which he takes his daughter sand their friends deep in to the New Mexico wilderness in his old winnebago so he can bum them and get stinky fingers. His crippled son is played by renowned method actor, ****** The Dog, who suspects his dad is a massive *****.
please log in to view this image Poo Detective, starring SN and Gambol, is a dark and twisted crime series about 2 depressed detectives tasked with identifying who did the big jobby in the Police Station toilets. However, their investigation is affected from the offset by SN's search for his hairline, which he tries to deal with by drinking **** cider and smoking crap skunk, and Gambol's personal hell as he tries to find his missing finger and wife. Their working relationship is also in trouble due to Gambol's unwlecome perversions for SN's wife who runs the local Chinese Takeaway.
Good stuff. Just in case you were looking for catering I know a guy from Finniston. He also plays the bagpipes if you're looking for someone to keep the actors entertained during takes.
please log in to view this image The Jeffersons Wherein a blacked up monaco and his wife Patience get into all manner of scrapes and make mildly racist comments towards their fellow blacks and describe their half-caste kids as zebras.
please log in to view this image The Call Centre King In what was to be Dan's last appearance, he takes a bedraggled Toby from his windowless bedsit, on a Crusade to find the perfect zero hour contract Rated U
Father Ted,the story of 3 GCers cast off on a remote island due to indiscretions in their former parishes. MOT the forum simpleton plays Dougal Ciaran "only resting in my account" plays Ted Aldo the forum drunk plays Jack.
please log in to view this image Tinker Wino "Soldier" Spy MD stars in a one act drama set in The Wee Gers Club where he attempts to find out who the Timposter is from a cast of Gambol, Aldo and, Introducing a new talent, Monica
Any combination you like really, with a special guest appearance of G as "Wee Burney" who felt he could really bring some real life experience to the role. please log in to view this image
please log in to view this image My Left Foot A heart-warming documentary filmed before the Arab Spring about Jiffy, a disabled boy, who can type 49 words a minute using his left foot
please log in to view this image Bad Beat Cop An alarming tale of Dev, a disgraced Invigilator who is thrown out of the SQA once his murky past as part of Thatchers blackshirts is revealed to his doe eyed pupils, introducing Scan and Toby (last seen in The Call Centre King)
